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[Field Marshal]

Just plain uji flavoured using tangerine peels and sweetened with Tharaka Nithi honey.

Must be eaten on a floor with a yellow carpet next to an aging HP laptop. Must.

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Just plain Uji favoured using tangerine peels and sweeted with Tharaka Nithi honey.

Must be eaten on a floor with a yellow carpet next to an aging HP laptop. Must.

You must be brave

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Once uji is flavoured with whatever contaminants you choose,it ceases being plain.

Plain uji is just flour and water. Hata sukari haiwekwi! Yaani liquid ugali.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Kwa bakuli ya icecream?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Hp Envy? Endelea kuiweka kwa carpet alafu iitishe fan ingine. Utauza turbo unit ya wingroad

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Just plain uji flavoured using tangerine peels and sweetened with Tharaka Nithi honey.

Must be eaten on a floor with a yellow carpet next to an aging HP laptop. Must.
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hio Adobe suite niya kucrack?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

hio Adobe suite niya kucrack?

Ni ya kujirembesha na filters kwa aweke tinder

 

[Ngima ya waru]

Just plain uji flavoured using tangerine peels and sweetened with Tharaka Nithi honey.

Must be eaten on a floor with a yellow carpet next to an aging HP laptop. Must.
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Was watching a Chinese documentary on how tangerine peel is an expensive condiment, such that they only harvest and use the peels, the flesh Is discarded.
Duck smoked with tangerine peel is an expensive affair in China.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

@Field Marshal it's time to replace the battery ,naona Ile icon ya plugged in not charging kwa taskbar .
Nipe model number nikutafutie battery .

 

[Field Marshal]

Kwa bakuli ya icecream?

It holds the amount I need. Utility over anything else................

 

[Field Marshal]

@Field Marshal it's time to replace the battery ,naona Ile icon ya plugged in not charging kwa taskbar .
Nipe model number nikutafutie battery .

You are right. Will do that in a few.

 

[mzeiya]

Trust Guka to have Internet Explorer on his machine

 

[Field Marshal]

Trust Guka to have Internet Explorer on his machine

I thought you must have all the browsers? Moja ikinyeta inaingia ingine?

 

[mzeiya]

I thought you must have all the browsers? Moja ikinyeta inaingia ingine?

Hehe Explorer has one and strictly one job - to download Chrome or Firefox..
Also, they've recently upgraded it to what they call Microsoft Edge that is a good competitor to the two aforementioned browsers.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I thought you must have all the browsers? Moja ikinyeta inaingia ingine?

The other thing is- If it came with the machine na haisubui utatoa ya nini?

 

[mzeiya]

If it came with the machine na haisubui utatoa ya nini?

Hakuna haja ya kuitoa but only a senior citizen would have its shortcut on the taskbar

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hakuna haja ya kuitoa but only a senior citizen would have its shortcut on the taskbar

Niko na edge na kimbelembele chake i have to close its window evertime i turn on the comp.

 

[is.mundu]

Niko na edge na kimbelembele chake i have to close its window evertime i turn on the comp.

Toa kwa startup

 

[Eng'iti]

Trust Guka to have Internet Explorer on his machine

Anatumia fossil records

 

[mZENDE]

White uji!?? How now?