This is Guka - Nani Ako na Charger ya Pin Ndogo?

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Saitan sometimes can be very malicious.

Imagine taking a weekend away from Nairobi, driving hours on end, to finish writing a blockbuster script only to discover you left the laptop charging cable at home.

What options would you have but to just lie on the bed in your room scratching your balls and thinking of all the nasty things you could to to @Tiiga Waana ?

Ferk it...
 
Saitan sometimes can be very malicious.

Imagine taking a weekend away from Nairobi, driving hours on end, to finish writing a blockbuster script only to discover you left the laptop charging cable at home.

What options would you have but to just lie on the bed in your room scratching your balls and thinking of all the nasty things you could to to @Tiiga Waana ?

Ferk it...
Blue balls !
Does the curfew still exists , ama iliisha ?
 
Saitan sometimes can be very malicious.

Imagine taking a weekend away from Nairobi, driving hours on end, to finish writing a blockbuster script only to discover you left the laptop charging cable at home.

What options would you have but to just lie on the bed in your room scratching your balls and thinking of all the nasty things you could to to @Tiiga Waana ?

Ferk it...
A penny for your thoughts Mister! But whatever you do, I would be gentle if I was you. Otherwise you could do real damage if you are not careful Sailor!
 
Our village Guka is in mourning. Jana we lost a mother, son, niece and cousin in an accident pale gilgil. If you've heard of Karanja wa Ithaya, that's the family.

Hate virtual platforms, no human face, you could be laughing and mourning at a same time !
Poleni , MTRIP .
 
Nimeitisha 'proof of life, er, er, er, of pussi' pale inbox na unalenga...
I wanted to settle this matter once and for all yesterday with the publication of our calendar.
But it was not to be as all the Listers shied away.

Never mind bae. What about I bring “living and breathing” proof?
If you are ready, set and willing, just let me have the co-ordinates. I will be there in a jiffy!
 
I wanted to settle this matter once and for all yesterday with the publication of our calendar.
But it was not to be as all the Listers shied away.

Never mind bae. What about I bring “living and breathing” proof?
If you are ready, set and willing, just let me have the co-ordinates. I will be there in a jiffy!
With my PTSD, I don't know whether I can risk anonymous meetings. That could push me entirely off the edge...
 
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