This is Guka - Mbona Sikuskia Hii? Some Niggas Are Lucky I Tell You......

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Mid this month Luqman Ali Mahmmoud had a vision. He needed to see jameson Munyua Wanjohi.

So he took his uncle's VW Polo and drove to State House. At Gate D he waited until the sentries had opened the gate kuuliza kitambulisho and then hit the pedal.

Miraculously, he wasn't shot; the GSU guys just deflated his tyres and arrested him!!!

In court, Mahmmoud told the judge: “I wanted to speak to President Uhuru Kenyatta on how to worship Allah.” (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ati atia?)

Very brave man I must say.

His luck wasn't over yet; he was declared insane and released to the care of his uncle.
 
Mid this month Luqman Ali Mahmmoud had a vision. He needed to see jameson Munyua Wanjohi.

So he took his uncle's VW Polo and drove to State House. At Gate D he waited until the sentries had opened the gate kuuliza kitambulisho and then hit the pedal.

Miraculously, he wasn't shot; the GSU guys just deflated his tyres and arrested him!!!

In court, Mahmmoud told the judge: “I wanted to speak to President Uhuru Kenyatta on how to worship Allah.” (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ati atia?)

Very brave man I must say.

His luck wasn't over yet; he was declared insane and released to the care of his uncle.
In his madness,he had realized that the occupant worships a different god... That should say something about the said occupant
 
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