Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Mid this month Luqman Ali Mahmmoud had a vision. He needed to see jameson Munyua Wanjohi.
So he took his uncle's VW Polo and drove to State House. At Gate D he waited until the sentries had opened the gate kuuliza kitambulisho and then hit the pedal.
Miraculously, he wasn't shot; the GSU guys just deflated his tyres and arrested him!!!
In court, Mahmmoud told the judge: “I wanted to speak to President Uhuru Kenyatta on how to worship Allah.” (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ati atia?)
Very brave man I must say.
His luck wasn't over yet; he was declared insane and released to the care of his uncle.
So he took his uncle's VW Polo and drove to State House. At Gate D he waited until the sentries had opened the gate kuuliza kitambulisho and then hit the pedal.
Miraculously, he wasn't shot; the GSU guys just deflated his tyres and arrested him!!!
In court, Mahmmoud told the judge: “I wanted to speak to President Uhuru Kenyatta on how to worship Allah.” (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ati atia?)
Very brave man I must say.
His luck wasn't over yet; he was declared insane and released to the care of his uncle.