This is Guka - Kufa Derefa, Kufa Makanga.... Katambe Kutamba...

[Field Marshal]

Ferk the lockdown. Semeni ng'wee niweke Paybill saa huu huu...

 

[QuadroK4000]

Yaani guka after kukula cabbages the whole night zime kunyesha utoe lock?

 

[Field Marshal]

The armored 4-wheel Wingroad MRAP with pornhub wifi, heated leather seats and inbuilt jacuzzi.

 

[Field Marshal]

Yaani guka after kukula cabbages the whole night zime kunyesha utoe lock?

Wacha pang'ang'a bro. Niweke Paybill ama nisiweke?

 

[dabu]

Guka nyinyi wazee wa siku hizi ni meffi kabisa, my entire life sikuwahi ona my guka akikunywa whitecap yake na serviette kwa meza. SMH.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Nda ndiri ime...that says the stomach has no dew,

 

[Field Marshal]

Guka nyinyi wazee wa siku hizi ni meffi kabisa, my entire life sikuwahi ona my guka akikunywa whitecap yake na serviette kwa meza. SMH.

Ha ha ha ha! Serviette tu ndiyo imefanya uchemke kama cooomer ya Mweni akiwa na nyege?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Guka nyinyi wazee wa siku hizi ni meffi kabisa, my entire life sikuwahi ona my guka akikunywa whitecap yake na serviette kwa meza. SMH.

Sasa makosa ni serviette tu?

 

[dabu]

Sasa makosa ni serviette tu?

serviette ni za wamama. Nowadays i see wanaume wamechafua meza na thermos ya maji moto, ndimu. WTF!
What happened to when men would drink like men.

 

[Field Marshal]

serviette ni za wamama. Nowadays i see wanaume wamechafua meza na thermos ya maji moto, ndimu. WTF!
What happened to when men would drink like men.

Tough dudes like you wipe their asses with cactus, we know...

 

[Ubongo]

Chupa za plastics bado hazijaanza kazi bado

 

[Othello]

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Braveness Galore,

 

[Ubongo]

Turoom mbeca ngapi huko

 

[Field Marshal]

Turoom mbeca ngapi huko

Jeeeso! Unataka aje na mimi?

 

[Ice_Cube]

Turoom mbeca ngapi huko

ukituma paybill kitu razima shuma irare ndane? haiya!

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

ukituma paybill kitu razima shuma irare ndane? haiya!

Who would even think of that? Seriously

 

[Doc oga]

Guka nyinyi wazee wa siku hizi ni meffi kabisa, my entire life sikuwahi ona my guka akikunywa whitecap yake na serviette kwa meza. SMH.

Ni ya kupangusa arimis after meat beating.

 

[Field Marshal]

Who would even think of that? Seriously

Ta imagini meni! Abomination my broda, abomination!

 

[Ubongo]

Jeeeso! Unataka aje na mimi?

Nimeona ni place safi, sleigh anastrech miguu vizuri