This is Guka - I Smell Bonobos.................Breaking (Wind).....

[Field Marshal]

Naskia huko Tz tens of Wafrika wamekufa in a stampede kwa kesha fulani.

Walikuwa wanakimbilia 'holy oil' kwa dais ndivo wafike mbinguni. Their wish has been granted.

Meanwhile, wacha sisi makafiri tuchangamkie kuku na WhiteKAPS humu humu duniani as we chat with barely legal poosie kwa Whatsapp chini ya maji.

Beautiful Sunday.

 

[Internet]

Naonanga wabongo wameamini mambo ya supernatural powers sana whether ni ushirikina au religion. Si ni hao tu walikuwa wanachinja albinos wakisema wanatafuta powers? Waganga wengi wakitaka umaarufu hudanganya wakenya ati wametoka Zanzibar au Dar es Salaam.
Tukurudi nyuma kidogo hao tu ndio walikuwa na MajiMaji rebellion.

 

[Aviator]

Babu Wa Loriondo pia

Naonanga wabongo wameamini mambo ya supernatural powers sana whether ni ushirikina au religion. Si ni hao tu walikuwa wanachinja albinos wakisema wanatafuta powers? Waganga wengi wakitaka umaarufu hudanganya wakenya ati wametoka Zanzibar au Dar es Salaam.
Tukurudi nyuma kidogo hao tu ndio walikuwa na MajiMaji rebellion.

 

[Field Marshal]

Babu Wa Loriondo pia

Hae bae. Sasa vile umegonga fefte unataka kuende aje na gravete ndiyo hiyo?

 

[Ssabasajja]

My people perish for lack of knowledge. So says Hosea, in the good book. Yaani mtu ana meno 32 anaona atanunua holy water ndio apate maendeleo?

 

[Meria]

Babu Wa Loriondo pia

Imagine nilienda.
Some not so old folks hired me to drive them there.
A month after kurudi one was dead.
Huyo kwingine bado yuko

 

[Aviator]

Hae bae. Sasa vile umegonga fefte unataka kuende aje na gravete ndiyo hiyo?

Bado sijagonga fefte. 23 days to go.

 

[Doc oga]

@Pamba kamata Hio kafiri kabla imaliswe na teen pussie

 

[Ubongo]

Imagine nilienda.
Some not so old folks hired me to drive them there.
A month after kurudi one was dead.
Huyo kwingine bado yuko

I saw that documentary and could tell the desperation of people.So many vehicles packed as people wait for the holy waters

 

[Eng'iti]

Bado sijagonga fefte. 23 days to go.

Pea uyo mzee kúma angalau mgongo ikuwe straight

 

[Aviator]

Imagine nilienda.
Some not so old folks hired me to drive them there.
A month after kurudi one was dead.
Huyo kwingine bado yuko

Ulikunywa?

 

[Meria]

Ulikunywa?

Apana

 

[Kasaman]

Imagine nilienda.
Some not so old folks hired me to drive them there.
A month after kurudi one was dead.
Huyo kwingine bado yuko

people made monies, ask pastor Paul kuria !

 

[Pamba 1]

@Pamba kamata Hio kafiri kabla imaliswe na teen pussie

Kwanza amebomoa kuita ndume Bae na @Aviator bado anakubali kuwa Bae.

 

[Doc oga]

My people perish for lack of knowledge. So says Hosea, in the good book. Yaani mtu ana meno 32 anaona atanunua holy water ndio apate maendeleo?

Watu wa kusomewa selected verses za bible. If they only knew that book together with Torah and Koran are a summary of the ancient Babylonian, Egyptian and Aztec texts.