This is Guka - How to Fuck Like a Rabbit And Other Stories. Mwarimo Chukua Kalamu...

[Field Marshal]

The secret of course is to eat like a rabbit. Sometimes.

Chill fresh raw cabbage in fridge for two hours.
Chop cabbage into thin strips and wash well. Put on plate.
And a sizable number of sweet grapes and mix the two well.
Season the mixture with a generous amount of pure Tharaka Nithi honey.
Return to the fridge and get a chilled WhiteKAP. Pour into a glass, making sure the gas escapes.
Enjoy your healthy early evening snack.
Sip your chilled WhiteKAP as you eat to ensure your palate does not get overcome by the sugary nature of the snack.
And to enjoy this delicacy more, eat while seated on the carpet in your home office as you watch black - BLACK - porn.
Ensure the door is locked in case your grandson barges in and finds you scratching your scrotum in pure ecstacy.

 

[Mongrel]

The secret of course is to eat like a rabbit. Sometimes.

Chill fresh raw cabbage in fridge for two hours.
Chop cabbage into thin strips and wash well. Put on plate.
And a sizable number of sweet grapes and mix the two well.
Season the mixture with a generous amount of pure Tharaka Nithi honey.
Return to the fridge and get a chilled WhiteKAP. Pour into a glass, making sure the gas escapes.
Enjoy your healthy early evening snack.
Sip your chilled WhiteKAP as you eat to ensure your palate does not get overcome by the sugary nature of the snack.
And to enjoy this delicacy more, eat while seated on the carpet in your home office as you watch black - BLACK - porn.
Ensure the door is locked in case your grandson barges in and finds you scratching your scrotum in pure ecstacy.


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Tuseme ukweli,niwatigitie itheruka

 

[Field Marshal]

Tuseme ukweli,niwatigitie itheruka

Nilijua tuu ile siku nilikujamisha utakuwa on my case like inzi ya choo. Be my guest fellow Ndeiyan........be my guest

 

[Kasaman]

The secret of course is to eat like a rabbit. Sometimes.

Chill fresh raw cabbage in fridge for two hours.
Chop cabbage into thin strips and wash well. Put on plate.
And a sizable number of sweet grapes and mix the two well.
Season the mixture with a generous amount of pure Tharaka Nithi honey.
Return to the fridge and get a chilled WhiteKAP. Pour into a glass, making sure the gas escapes.
Enjoy your healthy early evening snack.
Sip your chilled WhiteKAP as you eat to ensure your palate does not get overcome by the sugary nature of the snack.
And to enjoy this delicacy more, eat while seated on the carpet in your home office as you watch black - BLACK - porn.
Ensure the door is locked in case your grandson barges in and finds you scratching your scrotum in pure ecstacy.


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Hapo kwa porn , naaaaaah ! You get blue balls

 

[Kasaman]

Nilijua tuu ile siku nilikujamisha utakuwa on my case like inzi ya choo. Be my guest fellow Ndeiyan........be my guest

Watu wa ndeiya ngombe ,SGR ilipita ,hamkuwa na title deed , msahau compensation

 

[Denis Young]

Chakula ya mende hii.
Hii ukimwaga ni maji tu inatoka bibi akuulizange kama umekojoa ndani ya mtaro kama mlevi.

 

[Field Marshal]

Chakula ya mende hii.
Hii ukimwaga ni maji tu inatoka bibi akuulizange kama umekojoa ndani ya mtaro kama mlevi.

Dude, operative word here is 'snack'. Yaani kitu ya kutuliza minyoo kabla supper iandaliwe...........

 

[Cleopatra]

You will also defecate like a rabbit the next three hours.

 

[Budspencer]

Ndeiyans wote mko na shida ya blue balls eh?

 

[zapp_brannigan]

The secret of course is to eat like a rabbit. Sometimes.

Chill fresh raw cabbage in fridge for two hours.
Chop cabbage into thin strips and wash well. Put on plate.
And a sizable number of sweet grapes and mix the two well.
Season the mixture with a generous amount of pure Tharaka Nithi honey.
Return to the fridge and get a chilled WhiteKAP. Pour into a glass, making sure the gas escapes.
Enjoy your healthy early evening snack.
Sip your chilled WhiteKAP as you eat to ensure your palate does not get overcome by the sugary nature of the snack.
And to enjoy this delicacy more, eat while seated on the carpet in your home office as you watch black - BLACK - porn.
Ensure the door is locked in case your grandson barges in and finds you scratching your scrotum in pure ecstacy.


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Kwa wale hawabugii whitekapu , kinywaji ni kipi ?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

The secret of course is to eat like a rabbit. Sometimes.

Chill fresh raw cabbage in fridge for two hours.
Chop cabbage into thin strips and wash well. Put on plate.
And a sizable number of sweet grapes and mix the two well.
Season the mixture with a generous amount of pure Tharaka Nithi honey.
Return to the fridge and get a chilled WhiteKAP. Pour into a glass, making sure the gas escapes.
Enjoy your healthy early evening snack.
Sip your chilled WhiteKAP as you eat to ensure your palate does not get overcome by the sugary nature of the snack.
And to enjoy this delicacy more, eat while seated on the carpet in your home office as you watch black - BLACK - porn.
Ensure the door is locked in case your grandson barges in and finds you scratching your scrotum in pure ecstacy.


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Naona you are also.cost conscious...melamine ndo zako incase in you knock one in your throes of pure ecstasy...

 

[Field Marshal]

Kwa wale hawabugii whitekapu , kinywaji ni kipi ?

WhiteKAP. No other drink, kufa kupona....................

 

[Duke of Busia]

Izo bano za burack ni nini? Alafu kwetu drumhead si mboga

 

[Introvert]

Kwa wale hawabugii whitekapu , kinywaji ni kipi ?

Supa Dip.

 

[Denis Young]

Dude, operative word here is 'snack'. Yaani kitu ya kutuliza minyoo kabla supper iandaliwe...........

Hii ni ya kuua minyoo from starvation guka..

 

[mzeiya]

Dude, operative word here is 'snack'. Yaani kitu ya kutuliza minyoo kabla supper iandaliwe...........

Haha I once owned the ferkers and their excrement would be all over since it is uncountable miniature globes

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Supa Dip.

Hii powder bado iko ??

 

[Dibbz]

Raw cabbage and honey...
*Pukes*