Mzee you need some pro tips. This is what I would have done in your position:
- Pesa ya kuosha keja na kuweka gari fulltank sio waste. That is an expense that is beneficial to you regardless of how the date turns out so usihesabu.
- Chukua CD za gava. Good move.
- Fika venue. Itisha kuku choma na white cap moja or whatever your poison is ukingoja mrembo.
- Mrembo akifika, ambia jamaa alete kuku muanze kukula na uitishie mrembo one beer hata kama ni snap. Mkiwa kati kati introduce topic ya pekejeng. This is critical ndivyo ukisense haihappen you avoid spending more on her from that point onwards.
- In your case dame alete hekaya, umpeleke kwenye anaenda without spending an extra cent on wine and a six pack you didn't really need.
Usihesabu share yako kama damage. So total damage ni half kuku choma na one beer.
...hungekuwa umekasirika sana kutumia retirement kwa ungrateful slayqueen. By the way you will still spend on her again and you will have no guarantee ya kupewa vitu. If you knew this prior ungesave 3500 bob
