This is Guka - Corona Side-Benefits

[Field Marshal]

1. You are an ugly woman but with a great figure. You wear a mask. You are back in the game.

2. You are a dude with bad breath. You wear a mask. You are back in the game.

3. You are a rent defaulter. You wear a mask and become incognito. The landlord can't recognise you in the streets. You are back in the game.

4. You are forced to say at home. Your kids finally get to know you. Their matha suddenly is the only option. SHE'S back in the game.

5. Sleykwin kila wakati ni 'Si unipeleke out". Corona hits and hotels close. No need for funny excuses. You are back in the game.

Haya, ongezeni..................................

 

[Introvert]

You're a fossil lugging around his oxygen tank, srays can't see the tubes going into your nose coz you have a mask.
You're back in the game.

 

[Cortedivoire]

1. No woman is ugly. Kuna a dozen of mafisi will dm her for slices
2. Kama uko na bad breath Enda kwa dentist si kuvaa mask.

3. Uki default rent for long time. Hata ukivaa mask, randrond will resort to desperate measures

4. Hii ni kubaliana na wewe . Juu ukikaa kwa hao utajua watoi na mama atakua incontrol

5. Sleykwin will work from home. Anashow sponsor amefree from 10am to 2pm weekdays. Unaenda kuchukua slices Kama boss

 

[Meria]

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

You have 10 baby mama dramas.
They text you claiming child support.
A few sweet worded texts later you are invited to see your wild oat.
You are black in the game!

 

[YoungD]

wewe ni meno brown mdomo kauka u used to smile and slaykwins vanished, u wear an N95 you are back in the game.

 

[Aviator]

 

[MbitikaZetu]

You are a white cup addict na haunanga pesa ya kunywa. Bars are closed and you are forced to abstain from beer and unnecessary begging for it. You are back in the game

 

[Field Marshal]

You are a white cup addict na haunanga pesa ya kunywa. Bars are closed and you are forced to abstain from beer and unnecessary begging for it. You are back in the game

You're a fossil lugging around his oxygen tank, srays can't see the tubes going into your nose coz you have a mask.
You're back in the game.

WE SHALL REVISIT...

 

[Ole Waru]

You are a peasant, mtu mashida hivi hivi, sonford ni take away pekee, slay queens can’t see you eating chipo kavu kavu na kuteremsha na maji ya tap, you’re back in the game

 

[John doe]

6. Old wrinkled balls guka gets corona and dies, you're out of the game.

 

[M-Pesa]

6. You are old, you get Corona you try miti shamba + white cup but your pace maker won't keep up (even a ventilator can't help you!). Then you realize you were never in the game.

 

[Field Marshal]

6. Old wrinkled balls guka gets corona and dies, you're out of the game.

This is personal aki. We will forgive but not forget...

 

[Gus Weyne]

Una na kesi ya kupiga mtu 2 hot slaps and a sweep [as the midget in fijanatown used to say] koti zina suspendiwa juu ya korona, witness wanakosa kuja kotini wakihofia korona, unawajiliwa.

Back in di game.

 

[Aviator]

This is personal aki. We will forgive but not forget...

If they are old and wrinkled, then they are old and wrinkled.
And they shoot powder.

 

[Introvert]

This is personal aki. We will forgive but not forget...

PPEs have been poured.

 

[Kalel]

You lose your dentures,wear a mask to hide your flaccid gums....you're back in the game

 

[Field Marshal]

You lose your dentures,wear a mask to hide your flaccid gums....you're back in the game

Kitaeleweka when the time comes