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POWER GAMES: How the Uhuruto Bromance Ended and Raila Became an Insider
By The FlyOnTheWall

EXCLUSIVE

"In December 2017, a group of Kenya Power employees were deployed to sort out an electrical problem at the Deputy President's official residence at Karen. The lights had been flickering on and off, and the installed generator was not working well. The KP contingent quickly rectified the problem - allegedly a wrongly installed fuse that kept tripping - and left after a few hours' inspection of the electrical system of the entire building, built by the Kibaki administration on a 10-acre plot at a cost of Sh500 million. "

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"At a listening post in a safe house about 200 metres away, a Chinese government electronics engineer known only as Zhang contracted by a senior intelligence officer was delighted with the KP team's work. His client, he reported back, could now hear virtually every loo in the DP's residence flush if he so wanted. And every conversation. The KP team - in reality a special electronics' intelligence squad trained by the Israelis and the Chinese - had done a superb job."

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“The problem with the Ruto faction is that it is in the most a motley crew of loud, unsophisticated makangas who like shooting from the hip before thinking,” the suave, top Jubilee official told The FlyOnTheWall. “They are totally devoid of the art of statecraft and the science of politics. Who in their right mind talks crap, real shit, about the president, his family and even worse, his mother, while seated in a top government office in this day and age of wiretaps and cellphones? Do they think the Kalenjin language is some sort of unbreakable code which the rest of us can’t understand?”

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"Kutukanwa sii hoja. Hiyo tumezoea. Lakini familia yangu jameni?," he fumed, as some of his top officials fidgeted uncomfortably. "What has my mother done or said to anybody? Why this level of disloyalty and betrayal? Riu uyu niwe mundu tukuruta nake wira kweri Muhoho witu? (Is this the person am supposed to work with really my brother Muhoho?)" Yaani mtu anakalisha watu yake chini usiku kusema eti ni yeye president na ni yeye ameleta hii maendeleo tumefanya, na mchana ni kundanganya nchi tuko pamoja? Hey, Kibicho, mukuona twike atia? (Hey, Kibicho, mnaona tufanye nini?)"

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"Mr President, sir, my honest opinion is that removing Ruto at this time will be counter-productive," the burly Cabinet Secretary known for his no-nonsense approach to issues said. "Tuwache ajikaange na mafuta yake. But Mr President we can deal with all the noise-makers around him if you want."

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EXPLOSIVE, EARTH-SHATTERING, EXCLUSIVE STUFF!

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I doubt this story kabisa. The problem is with Lootall himself. He is too arrogant, remember the teargassing of school kids at Weston? That is the kind of attitude he has. He surrounded himself with loud mouthed murkomeno, Kimanis, Kuria Kiria, Wahome and Itumbi.

What contemplatent must you have for your boss to hire fellas that he just fired?
 
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For the record, I am WSR damu. Riwe Riwaro...............
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Jaruopithecus swansinitis, @Swansea , unacheka nini kumanina na sisi huku tunakufa njaa juu ya lockdown? Tuma kakitu bana................mimi ni BBI damu siku hizi...........
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Guka,hii hapana. Wewe mwenyewe ni kigeugeu...makes me wonder whose agenda you are pushing.
@Field Marshal where do you stand guka.
You are worse than that watermelon...totally opportunistic. Like most of the kuzaana kama panya Kenyans.
I do not care what shenanigans they get up to because they will still go ahead and do what they want 'for the good of the country' by giving me a chance to 'vote'.
I doubt that Ruto with all his experience in the dealings of government wouldn't know of how they get dirt on people. He himself must have had dirt gathered on others.
That makes me think that he must have taken measures to protect himself but if he got flat footed like that,he deserves everything coming his way.
 
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Field Marshal said:
EXCERPTS

POWER GAMES: How the Uhuruto Bromance Ended and Raila Became an Insider
By The FlyOnTheWall

EXCLUSIVE

"In December 2017, a group of Kenya Power employees were deployed to sort out an electrical problem at the Deputy President's official residence at Karen. The lights had been flickering on and off, and the installed generator was not working well. The KP contingent quickly rectified the problem - allegedly a wrongly installed fuse that kept tripping - and left after a few hours' inspection of the electrical system of the entire building, built by the Kibaki administration on a 10-acre plot at a cost of Sh500 million. "

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"At a listening post in a safe house about 200 metres away, a Chinese government electronics engineer known only as Zhang contracted by a senior intelligence officer was delighted with the KP team's work. His client, he reported back, could now hear virtually every loo in the DP's residence flush if he so wanted. And every conversation. The KP team - in reality a special electronics' intelligence squad trained by the Israelis and the Chinese - had done a superb job."

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“The problem with the Ruto faction is that it is in the most a motley crew of loud, unsophisticated makangas who like shooting from the hip before thinking,” the suave, top Jubilee official told The FlyOnTheWall. “They are totally devoid of the art of statecraft and the science of politics. Who in their right mind talks crap, real shit, about the president, his family and even worse, his mother, while seated in a top government office in this day and age of wiretaps and cellphones? Do they think the Kalenjin language is some sort of unbreakable code which the rest of us can’t understand?”

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"Kutukanwa sii hoja. Hiyo tumezoea. Lakini familia yangu jameni?," he fumed, as some of his top officials fidgeted uncomfortably. "What has my mother done or said to anybody? Why this level of disloyalty and betrayal? Riu uyu niwe mundu tukuruta nake wira kweri Muhoho witu? (Is this the person am supposed to work with really my brother Muhoho?)" Yaani mtu anakalisha watu yake chini usiku kusema eti ni yeye president na ni yeye ameleta hii maendeleo tumefanya, na mchana ni kundanganya nchi tuko pamoja? Hey, Kibicho, mukuona twike atia? (Hey, Kibicho, mnaona tufanye nini?)"

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"Mr President, sir, my honest opinion is that removing Ruto at this time will be counter-productive," the burly Cabinet Secretary known for his no-nonsense approach to issues said. "Tuwache ajikaange na mafuta yake. But Mr President we can deal with all the noise-makers around him if you want."

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EXPLOSIVE, EARTH-SHATTERING, EXCLUSIVE STUFF!

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100% FAKE!!!!! But am not suprised you couldn't tell that.
 
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