This is Guka - Breaking; Should I Go to Mbagathi? Serious Advice Needed..................

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
One of my hustles involves involves going to gavament offices. In the last week, among the offices I visited were the director of procurement's office, Treasury Building, 6th floor; KRA 14th floor, and KRA 2nd floor (cafeteria). Obviously, these are offices visited by hundreds of people, including foreigners.

Starting Friday, I have developed one of the worst flus I've ever had. Runny nose, chest pains kwa umbali, congestion, and upper respiratory tract discomfort. Lots of sneezing too. No coughing though.

I am a bit scared to be honest. Is it a normal flu, or its the big one? Should I self-isolate or go to Mbagathi (where I could be isolated with real Corona patients na pengine yangu ni flu ya kawaida).

A friend of mine, Bwana Ouma, has told me that there is a ka-flu going round and that I should not panic.

What do you guys think?
 
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I had the flu, a rather stubborn one brought to my whole family by some european couple we hosted in our home for a week but is now gone. Get treated for the flu na uwache mawazo mingi. Tuli-survive ukimi ni hii homa?
 
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  • @Field Marshal this came to mind...especially the corrupted version; Njohi into to yakwa,ni ya kugurirwo.
Ugua pole musee...

Thi Ino Ti Yakwa

Thĩ ĩno ti yakwa nĩ kwĩhĩtũkĩra
Ikeno ciakwa ciothe igũrũ matu-inĩ
Kũrĩa twana tũingĩ twethiĩrĩire tene
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Wee Ngai nĩũĩ ndirĩ na mũrata ũngĩ
Akorwo igũrũ ti guitũ Ngai ngũgĩka atĩa
Araika Makanjoya mandware igũrũ
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Kũu igũrũ gũtirĩ na gĩkuũ
Atheru makainaga makĩanagĩrĩra
Nĩ ndĩraigua mĩgambo ya arĩa maathire tene
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Mwĩrĩ na kwenda kwaguo nĩ igatigwo gũkũ thĩ
Mũtharaba wa Jesũ nĩ ngathĩ ya matu-inĩ
Tigiti ya igũrũ nĩ thakame ya Jesu
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Wee Ngai nĩũĩ ndirĩ na mũrata ũngĩ
Akorwo igũrũ ti guitũ Ngai ngũgĩka atĩa
Araika Makanjoya mandware igũrũ
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Kũu igũrũ gũtirĩ na gĩkuũ
Atheru makainaga makĩanagĩrĩra
Nĩ ndĩraigua mĩgambo ya arĩa maathire tene
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
Mwĩrĩ na kwenda kwaguo nĩ igatigwo gũkũ thĩ
Mũtharaba wa Jesũ nĩ ngathĩ ya matu-inĩ
Tigiti ya igũrũ nĩ thakame ya Jesu
Na ndingĩciiria ũhoro wa mũciĩ ũrĩ thĩ
 
Thanks ngabu. But how can we be sure the flu we are talking about isn't corona? Am starting to think hii kitu ilifika huku kitambo sana. When did you host the white couple and which country had they come from?

ION, wale mnasema nitakufa mshindwe. This is no time for jokes banaa.............
I had the flu, a rather stubborn one brought to my whole by some european couple we hosted in our home for a week but is now gone. Get treated for the flu na uwache mawazo mingi. Tuli-survive ukimi ni hii homa?
 
Thanks ngabu. But how can we be sure the flu we are talking about isn't corona? Am starting to think hii kitu ilifika huku kitambo sana. When did you host the white couple and which country had they come from?

ION, wale mnasema nitakufa mshindwe. This is no time for jokes banaa.............

Unakumbuka ile speed song sticker ndani ya matatu kitambo?
 
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