Field Marshal
Elder Lister
I have been around long enough to know the shenanigans this old fool pulls for clout.
When he was in the coalition gavament, Babuon would frequently pick needless fights with the Kibaki wing, and when things got hot he would suddenly leave for a 'speech circuit' in the US or Mars (he would actually be seeing sangomas in Nigeria or South Africa, eating snake eyes and frog rectums for more power). Or he would just disappear somewhere into Germany or the Middle East, ostensibly to chair this or that economic summit at a backwater village college (while enjoying the company Eastern European hoes).
Meanwhile, back here at home the media, led by Joseph Odindo's ODMnised Nation Media Group, would give frenzied updates on his absence and what it means for the Kenyan political scene, and give us blow-by-blow accounts of his supposedly important foreign itinerary, all made up of course (remember the Congo conference last year?).
Two or three weeks down the road we would all wake up to a banner headline: 'Heroic Welcome Planned for Raila After Key US Visit'.
Babuon would jet in, straight from a smoke-filled witchdoctor's hut in Gauteng, cause a ruckus along Mombasa Road, and go back to what he does best - subvert public service.
Senile fool's playing the same old script over and over again, only this time nobody except a few tribal cows care.
BBI is not gong so well, the handshake is kaputnic, so what does Babuon do? Why, use Covid to remove himself from the scene to try and raise anxiety, longing and love, especially among his 'cows'.
He hopes to re-emerge as the heroic old man who conquered Covid. And of course all this time the clueless Drunk will be left holding the hot stuff (BBI, etc).
Seen this shit before folks.............
When he was in the coalition gavament, Babuon would frequently pick needless fights with the Kibaki wing, and when things got hot he would suddenly leave for a 'speech circuit' in the US or Mars (he would actually be seeing sangomas in Nigeria or South Africa, eating snake eyes and frog rectums for more power). Or he would just disappear somewhere into Germany or the Middle East, ostensibly to chair this or that economic summit at a backwater village college (while enjoying the company Eastern European hoes).
Meanwhile, back here at home the media, led by Joseph Odindo's ODMnised Nation Media Group, would give frenzied updates on his absence and what it means for the Kenyan political scene, and give us blow-by-blow accounts of his supposedly important foreign itinerary, all made up of course (remember the Congo conference last year?).
Two or three weeks down the road we would all wake up to a banner headline: 'Heroic Welcome Planned for Raila After Key US Visit'.
Babuon would jet in, straight from a smoke-filled witchdoctor's hut in Gauteng, cause a ruckus along Mombasa Road, and go back to what he does best - subvert public service.
Senile fool's playing the same old script over and over again, only this time nobody except a few tribal cows care.
BBI is not gong so well, the handshake is kaputnic, so what does Babuon do? Why, use Covid to remove himself from the scene to try and raise anxiety, longing and love, especially among his 'cows'.
He hopes to re-emerge as the heroic old man who conquered Covid. And of course all this time the clueless Drunk will be left holding the hot stuff (BBI, etc).
Seen this shit before folks.............
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