This is Guka - AoB25012023

[Field Marshal]

Nimeamka 3.45am so that I could just upstage kale kamzee ka maua na shashamane by starting today's AoB thread.

Sasa wacheni muone mchana mrefu na snide remarks za vile nyinyi ni mifugo....

 

[Aviator]

Guoka chronicles

 

[Relic Hunter]

 

[mzeiya]

Mongrel has gone posh after advice from his bae

 

[Othello]

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Rustbucket

when @Mongrel takes his usual shortcuts

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Mixed

 

[Meria]

@Aviator and co heading to Magoha Residence

 

[Mwalimu-G]

@Aviator and co heading to Magoha Residence
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Wueh, hii ni stealthy but loaded.

 

[Aviator]

@Aviator and co heading to Magoha Residence
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Shaitan.
Nigwache. Am celebrating.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Truth au porojo?

 

[Meria]

Shaitan.
Nigwache. Am celebrating.

@Mongrel Suppliers delivering firewood, Bae hua haachwi nyuma.

 

[Field Marshal]

@Mongrel Suppliers delivering firewood, Bae hua haachwi nyuma.
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Hapa yule jamaa wa one-chwani hata hapigi Magoti. Ni kuinua tuu blue dress na kutoa ulimi...

Yuck !$&+-!!

 

[Meria]

@Mwalimu-G nikisema Magoha died from myocardial infarction nimekosea?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

@Mwalimu-G nikisema Magoha died from myocardial infarction nimekosea?

I don't know what killed him...though his family said...na nimeona speculation twitter ati another vaccine victim...
Tungojee post mortem.

 

[mzeiya]

 

[Meria]

if you press the clitoris and the G-spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever.
cc: 150

 

[Mwalimu-G]

if you press the clitoris and the G-spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever.
cc: 150

You should have put a disclaimer that this is the wild thought of the day.

 

[Kasaman]

Truth au porojo

I'm very conversant with roads 89% in this country, where in kiambaa is this ?

 

[mzeiya]

I'm very conversant with roads 89% in this country, where in kiambaa is this ?

Looks like Kiambaa ya Muguga, just after Zambezi and I was there in October and the roads in the kijiji are tarmacked