This is Guka - Advice Pris....

[Field Marshal]

She's 19. I am 72/half.

She is breastfeeding.

She cleans my mancave in Ndeiya but one thing has led to another and now she's doing more than that.

I am thinking of placing a pillow on her brat one of these days and holding it there for a while. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a thing, and there's no better cure for singo mathahood than a pillow on the face.

Hopefully she will then return on heat and I can score the penalty and become The Gukadaddy.

Pris advice.

Niendelee ama nisiendelee?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

You mean you managed to do it with a limp rope? Congratulations... But please do not commit murder just coz the rope stiffen one single time.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

I am thinking of placing a pillow on her brat one of these days and holding it there for a while. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a thing

It would be better and more believable if you claimed corona killed that one...that is the trend these days

 

[Field Marshal]

My condolences on the US issue.

Nilikwambia the things/people you support ni meffi ukafikiria nakutukana.... No bro, just the truth.

It would be better and more believable if you claimed corona killed that one...that is the trend these days

 

[The.Black.Templar]

My condolences on the US issue.

Nilikwambia the things/people you support ni meffi ukafikiria nakutukana.... No bro, just the truth.

You asked for advice bro na nikakupea, tena shida imetokea wapi? Pia when i support you umekuwa meffi?

 

[Kasaman]

She's 19. I am 72/half.

She is breastfeeding.

She cleans my mancave in Ndeiya but one thing has led to another and now she's doing more than that.

I am thinking of placing a pillow on her brat one of these days and holding it there for a while. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a thing, and there's no better cure for singo mathahood than a pillow on the face.

Hopefully she will then return on heat and I can score the penalty and become The Gukadaddy.

Pris advice.

Niendelee ama nisiendelee?

Very normal with animals , a male lion will clear other males kids for it to mate with the mother .. lakini si ni juzi ulikamliwa !

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hopefully she will then return on heat and I can score the penalty and become The Gukadaddy.

So you are pretending to be a lion?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Nilikwambia the things/people you support ni meffi ukafikiria nakutukana.... No bro, just the truth.

 

[Field Marshal]

You asked for advice bro na nikakupea, tena shida imetokea wapi? Pia when i support you umekuwa meffi?

Unacatch kwanini?

 

[Tommy Kwesule]

You have a thing for fantasizing about killing children. DON'T!

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Unacatch kwanini?

Mbona unachanganyikiwa and its you umekuja na mefeelings from other threads ukaleta hapa

 

[Aviator]

What's your endgame?
Just to eat or to marry?

 

[Kasaman]

What's your endgame?
Just to eat or to marry?

What's your endgame?
Just to eat or to marry?

Gene propagation with zero testosterone level. An uphill task . Magùta makurù.......

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Chukua slices zako , mtoto hakazii so wachana na yeye .

 

[Aviator]

Gene propagation with zero testosterone level. An uphill task . Magùta makurù.......

Mission impossible hii

 

[Tiiga Waana]

@Field Marshal,
Infanticide is a first degree felony. Your mens rea and motivation are in no doubt and are as clear as a sunny Deiya morning.
When they finally cart you to Kamiti to start a life sentence without parole, don’t you say we didn’t sternly warn you.
And what’s more- many violent and hardened felons will be waiting with outstretched arms and open zippers to chunisha you sukumas!

 

[Mongrel]

@Field Marshal,
Infanticide is a first degree felony. Your mens rea and motivation are in no doubt and are as clear as a sunny Deiya morning.
When they finally cart you to Kamiti to start a life sentence without parole, don’t you say we didn’t sternly warn you.
And what’s more- many violent and hardened felons will be waiting with outstretched arms and open zippers to chunisha you sukumas!

Can you let me have a taste of your voluptuous grotto?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

voluptuous grotto?

?????

I first learned the word grotto when reading up about a saint.

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Can you let me have a taste of your voluptuous grotto?

Of course good Sir. For you? No need to ask.
Just say the place and time and ...voila it will,,,it will come to pass.

 

[Mongrel]

Of course good Sir. For you? No need to ask.
Just say the place and time and ...voila it will,,,it will come to pass.

I'm honored