This is Aviator: The Story Behind Guka-Cucu Feud

II: The Romance
Anyone who has contacts za speaker wa MCA assembly, mwambie afungue handle ya Aviator. I need to get some screenshots.
Specifically, I want to get one where Guka, without even knowing my identity, poured out his heart to he. He disclosed his identity and it immediately clicked that this is a guy I know. I asked him leading questions and eventually I confirmed whom I was dealing with. All convos would end with the signature question "ùkahe rì?". Whenever it got to that point, I would go mute.

Come the Easter season of 2016 and Guka proposed we take a holiday to Mombasa. He was ready to pay a return flight and all expenses incurred. I told him I have never boarded a plane and he went overdrive telling me how fun it will be to fly. He even gave me the story to tell Mr. Mureithi about the absence. I must commend his creativity coz it was something anyone would believe. But I turned down the offer.

Then he had a function in Ndeiya and he invited me for the party. Complete with GPRS coordinates. Taxi on him. I declined saying am busy, but went with a mutual friend. I have photos taken there. I wanted to get him aside and introduce myself, but he got too drunk and the opportunity was lost. I would be chomaring his picture if I went full details about what transpired there. That was kinda 2017 mid year.

Pass me the bottle.
 
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Aviator said:
II: The Romance
Anyone who has contacts za speaker wa MCA assembly, mwambie afungue handle ya Aviator. I need to get some screenshots.
Specifically, I want to get one where Guka, without even knowing my identity, poured out his heart to he. He disclosed his identity and it immediately clicked that this is a guy I know. I asked him leading questions and eventually I confirmed whom I was dealing with. All convos would end with the signature question "ùkahe rì?". Whenever it got to that point, I would go mute.

Come the Easter season of 2016 and Guka proposed we take a holiday to Mombasa. He was ready to pay a return flight and all expenses incurred. I told him I have never boarded a plane and he went overdrive telling me how fun it will be to fly. He even gave me the story to tell Mr. Mureithi about the absence. I must commend his creativity coz it was something anyone would believe. But I turned down the offer.

Then he had a function in Ndeiya and he invited me for the party. Complete with GPRS coordinates. Taxi on him. I declined saying am busy, but went with a mutual friend. I have photos taken there. I wanted to get him aside and introduce myself, but he got too drunk and the opportunity was lost. I would be chomaring his picture if I went full details about what transpired there. That was kinda 2017 mid year.

Pass me the bottle.
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Am sori but everybody knows this is BS. Yes, you know me I have no doubt about that. WHICH IS WHY I FEEL SO BETRAYED. I all along thought you are my homegal? BUT A VEINED TREE HOLDER and all this time am calling you 'bae' and 'sweetie' hata kwa inbox and fighting your battles here (Pamba 1 was so disgusted he inboxed me once, to no avail). Why would you allow that shit to go on for so long? WHY?

Yaani nanipatia your 'boobs' size nanii.................

IBILISI!
 
Field Marshal said:
Am sori but everybody knows this is BS. Yes, you know me I have no doubt about that. WHICH IS WHY I FEEL SO BETRAYED. I all along thought you are my homegal? BUT A VEINED TREE HOLDER and all this time am calling you 'bae' and 'sweetie' hata kwa inbox and fighting your battles here (Pamba 1 was so disgusted he inboxed me once, to no avail). Why would you allow that shit to go on for so long? WHY?

Yaani nanipatia your 'boobs' size nanii.................

IBILISI!
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Yani huyu ndie uliona ni holder wa dirrrty titis?
 
Field Marshal said:
Am sori but everybody knows this is BS. Yes, you know me I have no doubt about that. WHICH IS WHY I FEEL SO BETRAYED. I all along thought you are my homegal? BUT A VEINED TREE HOLDER and all this time am calling you 'bae' and 'sweetie' hata kwa inbox and fighting your battles here (Pamba 1 was so disgusted he inboxed me once, to no avail). Why would you allow that shit to go on for so long? WHY?

Yaani nanipatia your 'boobs' size nanii.................

IBILISI!
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Rule of engagement
1 no insults
2 keep distance dont go for your opponent jugular
3 ...
 
III: The Cousin
The more I knew about Guka, I came to realise that we are related. Details of how will be personal, especially seeing that he has decided to drop his anonymity.

Guka happened to be pushing with my cousin, and by extension his cousin. I won't blame him coz he is a bit distant. So here he was, telling the same sweet things he was telling the cousin to me. We would meet with the cousin over a drink, and I would be chatting him and the cousin would call him in my presence. He would replicate the sweet things we were chatting with him to the cousin, and we would laugh mpaka tunaanguka kwa drum.

And that is where the plan to take Guka on a long ride was hatched. The best revenge was to make him fantasize, wank and even fall in love with a VTH. And he swallowed it bait, hook and sinker.

Ps: mtu ako na keys za server ya Kijiji ya vijana anipatie. I need to access the Aviator account to bring you effidense before you start shouting that am lying.
 
Aviator said:
III: The Cousin
The more I knew about Guka, I came to realise that we are related. Details of how will be personal, especially seeing that he has decided to drop his anonymity.

Guka happened to be pushing with my cousin, and by extension his cousin. I won't blame him coz he is a bit distant. So here he was, telling the same sweet things he was telling the cousin to me. We would meet with the cousin over a drink, and I would be chatting him and the cousin would call him in my presence. He would replicate the sweet things we were chatting with him to the cousin, and we would laugh mpaka tunaanguka kwa drum.

And that is where the plan to take Guka on a long ride was hatched. The best revenge was to make him fantasize, wank and even fall in love with a VTH. And he swallowed it bait, hook and sinker.

Ps: mtu ako na keys za server ya Kijiji ya vijana anipatie. I need to access the Aviator account to bring you effidense before you start shouting that am lying.
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Dirty ol bugger that one
 
Aviator said:
III: The Cousin
The more I knew about Guka, I came to realise that we are related. Details of how will be personal, especially seeing that he has decided to drop his anonymity.

Guka happened to be pushing with my cousin, and by extension his cousin. I won't blame him coz he is a bit distant. So here he was, telling the same sweet things he was telling the cousin to me. We would meet with the cousin over a drink, and I would be chatting him and the cousin would call him in my presence. He would replicate the sweet things we were chatting with him to the cousin, and we would laugh mpaka tunaanguka kwa drum.

And that is where the plan to take Guka on a long ride was hatched. The best revenge was to make him fantasize, wank and even fall in love with a VTH. And he swallowed it bait, hook and sinker.

Ps: mtu ako na keys za server ya Kijiji ya vijana anipatie. I need to access the Aviator account to bring you effidense before you start shouting that am lying.
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Time for both of you to call for ceasefire. Won't do you two any good if you if you continue down this path.
 
Well,
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Field Marshal said:
Is it me or is @Aviator a total psycho? Which man continues to call himself 'cucu' even after his cover is blown? Isn't this a sign of deep-seated gender dysphoria? Yaani mwanaume anafantasize eti yeye ni mwanamke,
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Aviator said:
The Beginning
A few years ago, my wife joined KLost. After work, I would see her on her phone, laughing and texting. I got curious and upon inquiry, I was introduced to the original KLost. I assumed a handle and would eventually Katia my wife since she didn't know my handle. In the evening, she would show me the inbox.

KLost dies and then the MCA assembly. We moved there and the mkatiano continued. Among the people who expressed serious interest was our very own Guka. His tactics were rather old-fashioned. Like declaring his wealth. My wife decided to ride along. When Guka became too persistent, she quit KTalk and I inherited the handle. My other handle was banned after some war with the admean. So we continued chatting with Guka.
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Haiiiiya
 
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