This is Aviator: The Story Behind Guka-Cucu Feud

[Aviator]

Since Guka has decided to pour the Ugali, mimi pia namwaga mboga.
I will tell you honorable senators how an old philandering man tried to cheat on my cousin with an online stranger. I will provide effidens of the tricks he employed, some outdated, others outright outrageous. Most laughable.

The dossier I will provide will be directly proportional to the one he provides.

Stay tuned.

 

[Meria]

 

[Aviator]

This is the summary here.
@Meria translate.

 

[Pamba 1]

This one also should be pinned.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@Meria wacha ujinga...PIN THIS TOO

 

[Mwalimu-G]

The dossier I will provide will be directly proportional to the one he provides.

We want the whole truth...au ukae nayo.

 

[Aviator]

We want the whole truth...au ukae nayo.

Yeye ndiye ataamua. Sitaki mmchekelee Sana unless he invites it himuserof

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Yeye ndiye ataamua. Sitaki mmchekelee Sana unless he invites it himuserof

Sitangoja ajikaribishe.

@Field Marshal I officially invite you to this thread. Ara?

Or should michinga @Meria merge the threads?

 

[zapp_brannigan]

@Meria wacha ujinga...PIN THIS TOO

You requested ..... done .

 

[Cortedivoire]

Tunataka effidense zote pris

 

[Eng'iti]

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This one also should be pinned.

kumeharibika kabisa kama mbaya mbaya

 

[Pamba 1]

 

[Wegrow]

Wakirusha tunarusha

 

[Cabaye Captain]

 

[LeoK]

Waa

We want the whole truth...au ukae nayo.

Waache kutubeba babyish.

 

[QuadroK4000]

kumeharibika kabisa kama mbaya mbaya

Wacha niitishe ile kitu Leo ni Friday.

 

[M-Pesa]

Hii ndio design @Field Marshal anangoja hyo dossier......

 

[Fala12]

 

[Field Marshal]

I am back from hosi. @Aviator, you now have my full attention.

 

[Field Marshal]

Is it me or is @Aviator a total psycho? Which man continues to call himself 'cucu' even after his cover is blown? Isn't this a sign of deep-seated gender dysphoria? Yaani mwanaume anafantasize eti yeye ni mwanamke, how now?

Na mimi pande hii ingine ni kunyonga tu eti nimeangukia kitu mzito................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhh!