Things that make me wan cry...

[Mwalimu-G]

That I bought my first DSTV kit at 30,000 in 2004. Today the kit goes for 5,500 installed.

At that time unga cost 30 bob.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[Field Marshal]

Eriksson T-28 at 35K. I could have bought plot maguta in Kite with that mullah... Sasa ningekuwa trillionaire....

 

[Massai]

Eriksson T-28 at 35K. I could have bought plot maguta in Kite with that mullah... Sasa ningekuwa trillionaire....

Sasa omba whiteKAPS polepole, si u wanted to impress your village busaa mates?

 

[Mr Black]

On the plus side, you got to watch Mourinho lead your beloved Chelsea to clinch not one EPL trophy but two back-to-back

 

[mzeiya]

in 2004

At that time, I was a hooligan in the city high school fights armed with a hockey stick

 

[MbitikaZetu]

I ignored a beautiful chic who was in my church choir. She got married to a guy who is a flourishing hotel manager.

 

[123tokambio]

I was too broke to buy anything overpriced then; still am anyway... Wacha nipambane na hali yangu....

 

[Aviator]

That I bought my first DSTV kit at 30,000 in 2004. Today the kit goes for 5,500 installed.

At that time unga cost 30 bob.

Tech huanga hivyo. I made serious kitunguu during the great analog to digital migration. That may explain why I like matiangi.

 

[Pamba 1]

Bought a mukebe matatu 2004, kama ningetumia kichwa vizuri hizo zingekuwa 10 market plots hapo bypass Ruai.

 

[Doc oga]

That I bought my first DSTV kit at 30,000 in 2004. Today the kit goes for 5,500 installed.

At that time unga cost 30 bob.

Beer was 65 Bob then and a shit from flesh pedlers was 50 bob

 

[Danji1]

I was still in high school drawing X-y graphs.

 

[The Spy]

Drank like a fish in 2012 hadi Nika quit job maze.
Niko msoto hadi saw hii

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Drank like a fish in 2012 hadi Nika quit job maze.
Niko msoto hadi saw hii

pole man....that's 2005 for me though i never left job - i guess my five pm rule helped - but nilikunyua mpaka nikapata Saturday night palsy. i had to go through three months of twice a week physio.

 

[Massai]

pole man....that's 2005 for me though i never left job - i guess my five pm rule helped - but nilikunyua mpaka nikapata Saturday night palsy. i had to go through three months of twice a week physio.

SatUrday night palsy ndio gan mkubwa....hehehe hii slum itanionyesha maneno

 

[shocks]

Mid 2006 had a ka loose 12k, I was to either buy a phone or equity shares, I had all the charts showing this share was about to take off. I bought a phone, a cheap thing, then hiyo ingine hata sikumbuki. The next 5 yrs saw that stock climb in price, bonus 2 to 1, split ya 1 to 10, jinga kabisa mimi

 

[Mwalimu-G]

SatUrday night palsy ndio gan mkubwa....hehehe hii slum itanionyesha maneno

 

[1881]

At that time, I was a hooligan in the city high school fights armed with a hockey stick

nyinyi mafala wa jamu/agakhan na ile shule ilikuwa inavaa nguobrown mlikuwa mna bore sana