Kabuda
Elder Lister
Have you ever taken time to read between the lines and make out what is going on in the lives of the people on your phone's contacts list?
You don't have to be a shrink to know when people are going through good and bad times in their lives.
One of my exes could not let us have a breather after she did a "@Purple" on us!...
Yes, alileta mwanaume from Africa after they met online!.
All the while naona picha za updates sijui mara ako Africa visiting and the WhatsApp status ni "love conquers distance and everything in between". ... kikikikkkk...
Silly cow put in the shifts and managed to bring the scumbag majuu.
Within a year, they have a kid, the guy gets status and leaves the desperate woman for a jungu.
On my phone I saved them as 'Daisy' and 'Daisy's guy'
Juzi I'm bored and usororaji sends me scrolling on WhatsApp kucheki photo and status updates za watu.
Daisy's guy status inasema... " Different pages open every day"
Daisy's status inasema " For me it was a whole Chapter
"
Nilicheka yangu yote!...
Others just abandon updating their status wanaingia Kiambu forest.
But the funniest and one that I really regret acting upon was a one of a good friend of mine.
Jinga was going through a bad patch financially and with immigration for a while so he becomes famous for borrowing cash and not paying back.
Nothing wrong with that,we've all been there and if you haven't; you will one day.
Anyway, things take a turn for the better and he is quick to update us all on WhatsApp.
If it's not a new car, it's him and his family on holiday in Mombasa or Spain.
Kuteseka ni kwa muda and I'm happy for the negroe even though he still owes me £200 from about a year before when he stopped talking to me.
But one day I'm drinking my vodka after a bad week and I get triggered by the status on this guy's WhatsApp profile.
Jinga imejipiga selfie in a Benz outside his new house alafu kwa status,imeandika... " Failing to prepare is preparing to fail"
Niliwashwa yangu yote and I found myself drunkenly whatsapping him.. "When are you planning to pay me?"
Kesho yake my 2sok was mysteriously in my bank account!... kikikikkkk..
We haven't spoken since and I now am sure that he valued our friendship at £200.
Cheap twat!
You don't have to be a shrink to know when people are going through good and bad times in their lives.
One of my exes could not let us have a breather after she did a "@Purple" on us!...
Yes, alileta mwanaume from Africa after they met online!.
All the while naona picha za updates sijui mara ako Africa visiting and the WhatsApp status ni "love conquers distance and everything in between". ... kikikikkkk...
Silly cow put in the shifts and managed to bring the scumbag majuu.
Within a year, they have a kid, the guy gets status and leaves the desperate woman for a jungu.
On my phone I saved them as 'Daisy' and 'Daisy's guy'
Juzi I'm bored and usororaji sends me scrolling on WhatsApp kucheki photo and status updates za watu.
Daisy's guy status inasema... " Different pages open every day"
Daisy's status inasema " For me it was a whole Chapter
"Nilicheka yangu yote!...
Others just abandon updating their status wanaingia Kiambu forest.
But the funniest and one that I really regret acting upon was a one of a good friend of mine.
Jinga was going through a bad patch financially and with immigration for a while so he becomes famous for borrowing cash and not paying back.
Nothing wrong with that,we've all been there and if you haven't; you will one day.
Anyway, things take a turn for the better and he is quick to update us all on WhatsApp.
If it's not a new car, it's him and his family on holiday in Mombasa or Spain.
Kuteseka ni kwa muda and I'm happy for the negroe even though he still owes me £200 from about a year before when he stopped talking to me.
But one day I'm drinking my vodka after a bad week and I get triggered by the status on this guy's WhatsApp profile.
Jinga imejipiga selfie in a Benz outside his new house alafu kwa status,imeandika... " Failing to prepare is preparing to fail"
Niliwashwa yangu yote and I found myself drunkenly whatsapping him.. "When are you planning to pay me?"
Kesho yake my 2sok was mysteriously in my bank account!... kikikikkkk..
We haven't spoken since and I now am sure that he valued our friendship at £200.
Cheap twat!
