Cabaye Captain
Elder Lister
OLIVER HOLT: An apology to West Ham chiefs Mr Sullivan, Mr Gold and their directionless, deracinated car crash of a football club
I hope that making such a generous apology to Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge, the visionaries in charge of West Ham United, before the start of the Sunday Supplement programme last weekend, did not stick in the throats of the bosses at Sky Sports.
I wish to clarify, without prejudice, that the use of the word ‘throats’ in this context is in no way intended to recall the porn industry past of Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady and any association between that word and their former careers is purely coincidental and deeply regrettable.
I would also like to state that if the word ‘deep’, or any derivative therein, appears at any time in these paragraphs, it is in no way to be inferred that it is to be used in conjunction with the word ‘throats’, nor is it intended to recall the porn industry past of Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady.
I hope that making such a generous apology to Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge, the visionaries in charge of West Ham United, before the start of the Sunday Supplement programme last weekend, did not stick in the throats of the bosses at Sky Sports.
I wish to clarify, without prejudice, that the use of the word ‘throats’ in this context is in no way intended to recall the porn industry past of Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady and any association between that word and their former careers is purely coincidental and deeply regrettable.
I would also like to state that if the word ‘deep’, or any derivative therein, appears at any time in these paragraphs, it is in no way to be inferred that it is to be used in conjunction with the word ‘throats’, nor is it intended to recall the porn industry past of Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady.
