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What did the fried eggs say to the knives and forks as they waited for the monks to start breakfast?

  • I don't know. What did the fried eggs say to the knives and forks as they waited for the monks to start breakfast?
"Oh no! It's out of the frying pan and into the friar!"


Police stops drunk driver at 1.00am & when asked his destination at that time of night, he replied "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the human body."
Cop: "Really? Who is giving the lecture at this time of night?"
Drunk: "My wife!"
 
Police stops drunk driver at 1.00am & when asked his destination at that time of night, he replied "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the human body."
Cop: "Really? Who is giving the lecture at this time of night?"
Drunk: "My wife!"
He he.
 
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