Question of the Day: What's Your Funniest Experience after Smoking Weed?

[Therapist]

Mimi zilinishika nkiwa mucatha nkapanda juu ya mti kutulia. Usingizi ikaniteka, ile nafikiria nko kwa bed nkaamua kugeuka ndo nlale poa. Ile place nli land kwa shamba ilibaki na depression imechora figure yangu.

Wachana na Cartoon network

 

[Meria]

Will give you hekaya ya one of my dim eyed roommate called Opot.( @Meria knows him). He is the thug who threw him a stone when selling fake tapes

Who told you My tapes were fake
Tag me to the hekaya

 

[Abba]

Who told you My tapes were fake
Tag me to the hekaya

 

[slevyn]

nilipea konda punch badala ya 50nikishuka........ campus days

 

[LeoK]

If you've never tried riding a bicycle in reverse, then haijawai kushika.

Ngai fafa.

 

[Wanaruona.]

Sijawai vuta, na sioni nikivuta moshi willingly...

Mnyore wacha vako. Nani hajui nyinyi ndio hupanda nyasore as a cash crop.

 

[Wanaruona.]

Hii kitu hapana ile maneno ilinionesha I swore hio kitu vile never set in my mouth.
If I was to give hekaya nitaandia kitabu kizima.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hii kitu hapa ile maneno ilinionesha I swore hio kitu vile never set in my mouth.
If I was to give hekaya nitaandia kitabu kizima.

Andika chapter 1.

 

[Wanaruona.]

Andika chapter 1.

I was almost got expelled in high school. Juu ya nyasore.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I was almost got expelled in high school. Juu ya nyasore.

Ehe?

 

[Aviator]

I was almost got expelled in high school. Juu ya nyasore.

This kind of summary isn't what we need.
Details!!!!

 

[KISAUNI KWACHUBA]

tukiwa vescon bamburi, tumetoa sofa nje usafi usafi kiasi tukaenda balcony kuwasha ndom.
Tukakumbuka kuna sofa nje inafaa tuweke ndani, so sisi hao tumeshuka down mimi nikashika side moja beste yangu akashika hio ingine.

It was a distance kama 5 mtrs to the door, imagine after bending over to pick the sofa we did not stand up. Zimetushika mbaya but tunabeba sofa tume inama while walking towards the door. A few seconds passed after tumeona nn tunafanya. Tulicheka tukigaragara chini.

 

[kijanamrefu]

My experience made me develop a passionate hatred for the stuff.

Hujambo mzee.

Bangi iwe huru.

 

[Kamikaze]

Man mnaharibia bangi jina.

Engiti ulionwa

 

[emali]

mimi na beste flani tulikuwa tunacheza fifa kwa ps.. na kuchoma mdogo mdogo....then tukanza kuwatch ball.. roommate yangu akaingia keja.. ndio anatuuliza mbona tunawatch replay ya fifa.. tulikuwa tumewatch hiyo replay ikijirudia for kitu 30 min..

 

[Eng'iti]

Engiti ulionwa

Tuheshimiane priss

 

[Wanaruona.]

Tuheshimiane priss

@Eng'iti biyande nyasore mnatoa wapi siku hizi my supplier ako chini. Naona nikiingilia codein kama mfalme ghasia.

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

Tuheshimiane priss

True story ...

 

[Therapist]

True story ...

Kuna Ile niliskia msee alisema ati mboyz walikaa nje kuchoma weed chini ya mti, after several puffs, stick ikaisha.
Mmoja akatuma mwenzake kuendea kiberiti. Msee akaenda akafika jikoni akasahau nini ameendea, akarudi chini ya mti wakajiseti kungojea ule msee walituma kiberiti...

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Mimi zilinishika nkiwa mucatha nkapanda juu ya mti kutulia. Usingizi ikaniteka, ile nafikiria nko kwa bed nkaamua kugeuka ndo nlale poa. Ile place nli land kwa shamba ilibaki na depression imechora figure yangu.

Hahahaha