Question of the Day: What's Your Funniest Experience after Smoking Weed?

[Farfetched]

Let's laugh. Kwani iko nini?

 

[Bingwa Scrotum]

It’s far fetched if u ain’t gonna start with your own experience

 

[Abba]

Will give you hekaya ya one of my dim eyed roommate called Opot.( @Meria knows him). He is the thug who threw him a stone when selling fake tapes

 

[123tokambio]

Sijawai vuta, na sioni nikivuta moshi willingly...

 

[Kabuda]

Kuanza kulia while praying to God ati anirudishe normal sitarudia tena.
The more I cried the more my friends laughed and the more they laughed the worse the trip got.


I once smoked with a mjengo guy vile zilimshika akaweka maji karai and started bathing. But he had forgotten to take his clothes off.

Same mjengo guy who was my smoking buddy once got high on a Saturday after kulipwa he went and bought chicken and a 2kg bag ya ugali flour. Jinga ikajifungia keja ikaanza kupika. The more he smoked the more hungry he got. Before you know it, jinga imemaliza jogoo mbili - one chicken the other ugali!... kikikikkkk
Tulimkuta on the floor bloated almost dying tukamweka kwa wheelbarrow tukampeleka hospitali.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Niliona aliens manze...za ukweli

Maŕa ingine tulienda kwa shamba ya maize tukaanza kupiga malap huko

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

Mimi zilinishika nkiwa mucatha nkapanda juu ya mti kutulia. Usingizi ikaniteka, ile nafikiria nko kwa bed nkaamua kugeuka ndo nlale poa. Ile place nli land kwa shamba ilibaki na depression imechora figure yangu.

 

[SledgeHammer]

I started hallucinations .. kuna day a house fly would bother me to an extent i made a revenge scheme strategy. it was my number one enemy.

another time i laugh at almost everything

 

[Eng'iti]

Man mnaharibia bangi jina.

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

Man mnaharibia bangi jina.

Niaje Engui

 

[Farfetched]

Will give you hekaya ya one of my dim eyed roommate called Opot.( @Meria knows him). He is the thug who threw him a stone when selling fake tapes

leta hekaya basi

 

[Farfetched]

Man mnaharibia bangi jina.

Huwezi tudanganya hazijawahi kushika

 

[DESTRO]

During my campus days.Was introduced to it tukiwa local club.Ikanishika nikabuiya watu pombe na pesa ya rent na shopping....Io mwezi mimi na landlord ilikuwa mchezo ya paka na panya...i slept hungry somedays nikikosa mtu anaeza niokolea 15 niingie mess ya shule

 

[LeoK]

Will give you hekaya ya one of my dim eyed roommate called Opot.( @Meria knows him). He is the thug who threw him a stone when selling fake tapes

Angusha hekaya my airhead fren.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

My experience made me develop a passionate hatred for the stuff.

 

[Eng'iti]

Huwezi tunadanganya hazijawahi kushika

Your suggestion is @Farfetched

 

[mZENDE]

Tukiwa whole family in the living room. After taking supper, (infact that day, I had lipuad a big sembeste) tuka watch TV kiasi, the I asked my siz; 'Kwani Leo hatukuli?" Matha kuuliza, " Nini mbaya na wewe?. Nikajua, shiiiit.....

 

[Farfetched]

My experience made me develop a passionate hatred for the stuff.

Mwalimu hiyo experience ndio tunataka kuijua

 

[Aviator]

If you've never tried riding a bicycle in reverse, then haijawai kushika.

 

[Aviator]

Your suggestion is @Farfetched

Habari yako E'nyoka?