Prof. Makau is the Kamati ya Roho Chafu Chairman

[Titty Twister]

Hio Crystal ball yake has been long 90% of the time. If he'd have been a fund manager, huyu jamaa he'd have been thrown out of a 50th floor window by irate investors

Urefu gani?

 

[Bingwa Scrotum]

I for one thought INEOS was bogus. I also understood the excitement among Kenyans as their characteristic mediocrity worship

 

[Aviator]

Actually meant wrong.