An iron lady who didn't take BS from Moi.
A principled woman who despite being a Minister in a very lucrative ministry, she didn't enrich herself.
A woman who isn't swayed. She calls it like it is.
But hey, we are bonobos with a price as low as KShs 200 + a party t-shirt and a motorcycle vest
We don't like principled people.
We love people who have been mentioned in scandals.
We adore people who trend on twitter
So let us all wake up very early next year.
Let us be the first ones on the queue in our various polling stations
and vote for either Ruto or Raila.
But why should we vote either of the two?
Because hatupendi kupoteza kura. Voting for Karua and the likes ni kupoteza kura.
Because we want to punish Uhuru/ Dynasties
Then lets all gather here in 2023 after the handshake of Ruto, Raila, Mudavadi etc etc
So that we can complain about corruption
So that we complain about lack of opportunities for our young people. About the hard economic times, the rising taxes etc. etc.
Then we will sign off by saying that we will vow that we won't make the same mistake in 2027.
Bonobos!!!
A principled woman who despite being a Minister in a very lucrative ministry, she didn't enrich herself.
A woman who isn't swayed. She calls it like it is.
But hey, we are bonobos with a price as low as KShs 200 + a party t-shirt and a motorcycle vest
We don't like principled people.
We love people who have been mentioned in scandals.
We adore people who trend on twitter
So let us all wake up very early next year.
Let us be the first ones on the queue in our various polling stations
and vote for either Ruto or Raila.
But why should we vote either of the two?
Because hatupendi kupoteza kura. Voting for Karua and the likes ni kupoteza kura.
Because we want to punish Uhuru/ Dynasties
Then lets all gather here in 2023 after the handshake of Ruto, Raila, Mudavadi etc etc
So that we can complain about corruption
So that we complain about lack of opportunities for our young people. About the hard economic times, the rising taxes etc. etc.
Then we will sign off by saying that we will vow that we won't make the same mistake in 2027.
Bonobos!!!