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Why dd the Chicken Cross the Road
Kindergarten teacher - To get to the other side
Plato - For the greater good
Aristotle - It's the nature of chickens to cross roads
Karl Marx - It was a historical inevitability
Martin Luther King - ..........I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question
Machiavelli - The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Freud - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
Saddam - This was unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it
G.W. Bush - we dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There's no middle ground
Budha - Asking this question denies your own chicken nature
Isaac Newton - Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed unless it stops due to unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion
Charles Darwin - Chickens, over periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they're now genetically disposed to cross roads
Nelson Mandela - Never again will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die
Thabo Mbeki - We need to establish if really there's a connection between the chicken and the road
Robert Mugabe - For all the years the road has been owned by white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited for too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with fellow war veteran chickens. We shall take over the road and give it the roadless chickens, so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain . We will not stop untill all roadless chickens have roads and the freedom to cross them,even if hunger and 10,000% inflation bites them.
Kenneth Matiba - Let the people decide. No short cut....
Samuel Kivuitu - I am not sure if the chicken crossed the road.The chicken keeper has disappeared with Form 16A. Dont ask me again. You can shoot me if you want...
Martha Karua - This is a legal matter that must be taken to the High court of the animal farm where the eagle is the judge. Thats the tradition.
James Orengo - It's vital we first establish if the chicken crossed alone or if it was accompanied with anyone, whom we've overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing
Mutula Kilonzo - It depends upon your frame of reference to see if indeed the chicken crossed or the road moved beneath it. You should read all relevant chapters and not just conclude after reading only one chapter.
Anyang ' Nyong'o - It was looking for equity and social justice
Mutua Alfred - The chicken never crossed the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have chicken.
Loosy - Mimi kama Rais.... najua jibu
Eric Kiraithe (Police spokesman) - The scene must have been video edited to show the chicken crossing the road yet it was standing
William Ruto - Haki yetu!!
Kalonzo Musyoka - It was expecting a miracle across the road
Mzee Moi - Kuku gitu kani? Siasa mbaya,maisha mbaya
Raila Odinga- had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is a two- horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!! Besides no one can stop the R. Nile.....But if we cross the road as we did on 27th Dec, then we can invite the chicken back to the original side of the road. Raila na mpira.......gooooooaaal
Emilio Mwai Kibaki - Kuku ilivuka palepale,ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine.......na hatuwezi kataa,tutakataa namna gani? Hakunaaaa!!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku.......ni wapumbavu......mavi ya kuku!
Kindergarten teacher - To get to the other side
Plato - For the greater good
Aristotle - It's the nature of chickens to cross roads
Karl Marx - It was a historical inevitability
Martin Luther King - ..........I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question
Machiavelli - The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Freud - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
Saddam - This was unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it
G.W. Bush - we dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There's no middle ground
Budha - Asking this question denies your own chicken nature
Isaac Newton - Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed unless it stops due to unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion
Charles Darwin - Chickens, over periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they're now genetically disposed to cross roads
Nelson Mandela - Never again will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die
Thabo Mbeki - We need to establish if really there's a connection between the chicken and the road
Robert Mugabe - For all the years the road has been owned by white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited for too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with fellow war veteran chickens. We shall take over the road and give it the roadless chickens, so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain . We will not stop untill all roadless chickens have roads and the freedom to cross them,even if hunger and 10,000% inflation bites them.
Kenneth Matiba - Let the people decide. No short cut....
Samuel Kivuitu - I am not sure if the chicken crossed the road.The chicken keeper has disappeared with Form 16A. Dont ask me again. You can shoot me if you want...
Martha Karua - This is a legal matter that must be taken to the High court of the animal farm where the eagle is the judge. Thats the tradition.
James Orengo - It's vital we first establish if the chicken crossed alone or if it was accompanied with anyone, whom we've overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing
Mutula Kilonzo - It depends upon your frame of reference to see if indeed the chicken crossed or the road moved beneath it. You should read all relevant chapters and not just conclude after reading only one chapter.
Anyang ' Nyong'o - It was looking for equity and social justice
Mutua Alfred - The chicken never crossed the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have chicken.
Loosy - Mimi kama Rais.... najua jibu
Eric Kiraithe (Police spokesman) - The scene must have been video edited to show the chicken crossing the road yet it was standing
William Ruto - Haki yetu!!
Kalonzo Musyoka - It was expecting a miracle across the road
Mzee Moi - Kuku gitu kani? Siasa mbaya,maisha mbaya
Raila Odinga- had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is a two- horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!! Besides no one can stop the R. Nile.....But if we cross the road as we did on 27th Dec, then we can invite the chicken back to the original side of the road. Raila na mpira.......gooooooaaal
Emilio Mwai Kibaki - Kuku ilivuka palepale,ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine.......na hatuwezi kataa,tutakataa namna gani? Hakunaaaa!!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku.......ni wapumbavu......mavi ya kuku!
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