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Elder Lister
There comes a time in every politician’s life when the dopamine wears off, the adrenaline fades, and they’re left staring at their decisions with the cold, hard gaze of regret.
First up, the awkward Deputy President with a face that says it all: a cocktail of “What have I done?” and “Hii kiti ni moto kuliko nilivyodhania.”
Then there’s Raila Odinga, the seasoned political maestro, now cozily working alongside President Ruto in a government he spent years deconstructing. Kenyans who stood with their so-called Baba through tear gas, whistleblowing, and the streets of Nairobi are left blinking in disbelief. The man who coined “Hatupangwingwi” is now actively engaging in pangwingwing. His facial expression? A cross between “This was not in the plan” and “At least there's a pension.”
Perhaps they both thought they were getting a sweet political deal. But alas, like many post-nut moments, clarity hits hardest when you realise you just sold your people dreams wrapped in well-packaged words. The only thing missing is that sad violin music playing softly in the background.
And so, dear Kenyans, we sit back and watch, knowing full well that in politics, just like in life, post-nut clarity is inevitable.
Image above seems to resemble the mood here
