Old sofas

[Aviator]

You can send them my way. Heck, I wanna sample 'em babes on a couch too, no matter how weather-beaten, instead of the floor. I'm earning peanuts presently and buying a couch is the last thing on my mind.

Most of us started there. Sleeping on the floor like snakes and walking to work, like livestock

 

[Nattydread]

So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.

1. You admit that they are filthy
2. You are planning to sell filth
3. You are paranoid about meeting villagers
4. Why advertise you filth here?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Most of us started there. Sleeping on the floor like snakes and walking to work, like livestock

Usinikumbushe sleeping on cartons and eating Kwa mama Halima in Bamburi in the year 2000...

 

[RootCause]

Most of us started there. Sleeping on the floor like snakes and walking to work, like livestock

Whoa! Humble beginnings as they say. Nevertheless, we take everything in stride. Canaan must see us.

 

[Mnyama Fulani]

You can send them my way. Heck, I wanna sample 'em babes on a couch too, no matter how weather-beaten, instead of the floor. I'm earning peanuts presently and buying a couch is the last thing on my mind.

Nimeunga mkono usaidiwe. It's rare for a man to be this honest especially on an anonymous forum.

 

[mkurugenzi]

How we started.

 

[Notapeoplesguy]

Gift a friend or kassin mwenye anaanza maisha

This. One of my uncle gave me a sofa when i was starting out. Will never forget that.

 

[Cabaye CAptain1]

So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.

3seater unauza ngapi hivi?

 

[Ubongo]

How we started.

Haha....umenikumbusha I had also bought that sheet nikiwa colle.

 

[Denis Young]

I am offering you 2k nikuondolee hizo takataka,ama ziko na kunguni?

Hehehe...niliachana na KU babes. Hao ndio huwa vectors wa kunguni. Ni mungu tu my previous jalopy did not catch an infestation.

 

[Denis Young]

are you saying you also didnt have a bed?

Thankfully I had a bed. However, I didn't own a work table and I used to lie on the floor kwa giza kama mende running and monitoring a certain software that we were using to mint money until tukatolewa nyama kwa mdomo.

 

[Denis Young]

You can send them my way. Heck, I wanna sample 'em babes on a couch too, no matter how weather-beaten, instead of the floor. I'm earning peanuts presently and buying a couch is the last thing on my mind.

I could do that if you can wait hadi around Feb-March.

 

[Denis Young]

1. You admit that they are filthy
2. You are planning to sell filth
3. You are paranoid about meeting villagers
4. Why advertise you filth here?

Now, why would I dox myself on an anonymous platform...hehe.
I believe I have only met face to face with one villager. A KWS ranger, he came and bought a couple of computer games from me for 2K and I remember I was quite excited to make the sale. God bless that gentleman.

 

[Denis Young]

3seater unauza ngapi hivi?

Ni kama imepata mtu. Kuna NV anadai anakalia floor hapo.

 

[Cabaye CAptain1]

Ni kama imepata mtu. Kuna NV anadai anakalia floor hapo.

Sawa sawa.

 

[RootCause]

I could do that if you can wait hadi around Feb-March.

No pressure Chief. Ahsante. I hope my fortunes will have changed by then. We'll see.

 

[Denis Young]

No pressure Chief. Ahsante. I hope my fortunes will have changed by then. We'll see.

Wacha I bookmark this, so I don't forget.

 

[RootCause]

Wacha I bookmark this, so I don't forget.

Merci beaucoup. Cheers!

 

[bigDog]

I could do that if you can wait hadi around Feb-March.

Nitasindikiza with a few KCR points. @Meria will stand surety.

 

[Young_Turk]

Just dump them at the garbage collection point. The garbage collectors will deal with them. That is what I used to see huko majuu when people were getting rid of their old/faulty TVs, cookers, fridges, sofas, mattresses etc.

"Free for All"