Old sofas

Denis Young

Denis Young

Elder Lister
So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.
 
Denis Young said:
So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.
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Why don't you let @It's Me Scumbag restore them for you?
 
Mwalimu-G said:
Why don't you let @It's Me Scumbag restore them for you?
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Denis Young said:
So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.
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.... This is the proem, restoration notwithstanding.
 
Mimi nilizunguka kwa garages nikachukua viti za gari, nikaweka kwa stand ya mbao nilijiundia. Singelipa outrageous quotes nilikuwa napewa
 
Just dump them at the garbage collection point. The garbage collectors will deal with them. That is what I used to see huko majuu when people were getting rid of their old/faulty TVs, cookers, fridges, sofas, mattresses etc.
 
Mwalimu-G said:
Why don't you let @It's Me Scumbag restore them for you?
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Denis Young said:
As much as I would appreciate a restoration, they are past it in terms of design. I want the L-shaped type so I don't have to curl my big frame like an anaconda to fit on the 3 seater when cuddling.
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Nimeskia nimeitwa... And here I am. Anaconda lengths need 84'' long and 36" deep sofas. Big enough for better cuddling of various local and exotic beauties.
 
Denis Young said:
So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.
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Just give them away. I can get you a recipient in short order.
 
Denis Young said:
So I have owned this nice set of sofas, 3 sitter and 2 sitter since I left campus a couple of years back. They have seen plenty.

They were with me when I was earning peanuts and I had to save rent+something extra in order to purchase them one after the other. When I did not have a TV so I had to stream shows on my laptop.

They have equally sample different ethnicities of babes as well as exotic ones from beyond our borders. Their fluids are infused and blended in the cushions like a potent love potion.

Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go of them and I am totally clueless on how to get rid of them. I'd rather not have a Jiji vagabond crawling up and down my house with otherwise nefarious motives.

Any guidance is welcome.
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You can send them my way. Heck, I wanna sample 'em babes on a couch too, no matter how weather-beaten, instead of the floor. I'm earning peanuts presently and buying a couch is the last thing on my mind. 😁
 
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