Not just another cup

[Elgin]

next time ukifika tuambie ukuje enclaves za weusi wachana na wabeberu... btw feb 96 nilikuwa nishaanza ulevi

Haha ungesema hivo, I was stayinh in Loxwood, Billingshurst, next big town was Guildford, hapo ni Railway hadi waterloo London

 

[emali]

Haha ungesema hivo, I was stayinh in Loxwood, Billingshurst, next big town was Guildford, hapo ni Railway hadi waterloo London

huko ni vijijini aisee ndii maana wazungu walikuwa wanaku notice

 

[YoungD]

mtu anawezaje kuishi na bibi mmoja??

 

[Elgin]

huko ni vijijini aisee ndii maana wazungu walikuwa wanaku notice

I guess so...cuz whilst there all the guys even in clubs were all genuine whites, but those guys are soo good when you drink with them when yo only black. unasikia a white 'slay queen' let me show Joseph around(me) then you find yourself in a bar with stable behind!wow,hapo ndipo nilisema Ukedi in the whites is one Big myth.. I even screwed a galfie of the my host's son, hapo ndio I believed In 'won't tell myth' @Pamba 1 wake up. Elgin tales from way back 2015 continues...

 

[emali]

Ukedi in the whites is one Big myth

iko lakini sio mingi juu the health care system actually works...hehehe ati ulikamua dem ya your hosts son.. 

 

[Elgin]

iko lakini sio mingi juu the health care system actually works...hehehe ati ulikamua dem ya your hosts son.. 

Eee...haha

 

[123tokambio]

In December of 1995, my wife was heavy with our firstborn and was admitted to a maternity in Nakuru town.

Ala??!! Muthee, yaani ukiwa unangoja boyz, mimi nilikuww nangoja kujua ile uniform nitavaa high school....

 

[123tokambio]

mtu anawezaje kuishi na bibi mmoja??

na si baba yako ameishi na mmoja? Fuata mfano bora....

 

[shocks]

Ala??!! Muthee, yaani ukiwa unangoja boyz, mimi nilikuww nangoja kujua ile uniform nitavaa high school....

Munene, I was in class 3

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Jeisu...the number of cockerels around these streets is very high...

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

@Mwalimu-G happy new. Shikilia apo apo

 

[Nattydread]

mimi nilizaliwa feb 96.. @Mwalimu-G labda message ni kuwa anatarajia?

You're between my son and daughter.

 

[emali]

You're between my son and daughter.

noo.. feb ya 96 ndio nilianza kusumbuana na mamboch wa esto..

 

[Mwalimu-G]

@Mwalimu-G happy new. Shikilia apo apo

Happy new year too Kush.

 

[Ice_Cube]

wonderful

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I guess this fits in right here... But this guy should have been a comedian.

 

[YoungD]

na si baba yako ameishi na mmoja? Fuata mfano bora....

ziii, I'm my mums last born na mzae ako na a wife who's younger than me. I understand ako na mtoi just out of diapers saa hii. But I can't blame him. His dad was polygamous and so is one of his 2 brothers, my bro is polygamous too and so I'm I.

 

[Kirwa]

Happy New Year wazee wenzangu. 95 nilikuwa class 2.

 

[Ramses]

I guess this fits in right here... But this guy should have been a comedian.
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I didn't know that this guy was that hilarious. Very very funny

 

[Farfetched]

95 was in class 3