It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Nyagacho nimetesa sana prior to PEV. Nilisema Kericho sitakanyanga tena after the then OCS exploited the chance and shot dead my favourite taxi guy. Believe it or not,ilikuwa juu ya kunguru...The number of chibukus we drank in Nyagacho, Kericho County are uncountable. My mum always cast a satanic look my way anytime my uncle sent me for it.
Chibuku was so sooo cheap mpaka tukaidharau. Little did I know I would go to college and learn to drink anything and everything that promised to get me drunk...those days hata mkojoningekuwa inalewesha ningeibugia.Na chibuku je? I think I was 6 yrs or so when Kuguru snr died,Mr chibuku himself. I remember my mum commenting something along the lines of good riddance and in my mind that beer was just as bad as chang'aa.
The gods of sobriety visited me sasa naonanga walevi wakiwa wajinga sana...
Let him who has not sinned cast the first stone.