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Elder Lister
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Hang on Fellows. Isn’t this immense and unjustifiable cruelty to an animal? Is it a humane way of ferrying animals? Should it be happening in the first place?

Is it any wonder that Kenyans treat others in very cruel and inhumane manner as in Matatus and Buses?

People even trample on others to get served first without respecting personal space...
 
Hang on Fellows. Isn’t this immense and unjustifiable cruelty to an animal? Is it a humane way of ferrying animals? Should it be happening in the first place?

Is it any wonder that Kenyans treat others in very cruel and inhumane manner as in Matatus and Buses?

People even trample on others to get served first without respecting personal space...
Homegyal, kutoka uvuke ziwa kuu...
 
How in the world did they get that camel in there?
Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left? Person 2: 499.
Person 1: Correct!

Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Person 2: That’s not physically possible. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!

Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door.
Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!

Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!

Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How?
Person 2: I’m not too sure about that.
Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles!
Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested.
Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party!

Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How?
Person 2: The crocodiles ate her?
Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.
 
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