Nairobi county goons

Pamba 1 said:
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Its was at 6.00am , the idiots were arresting matatu crew at odion. I notice a makanga going round a mini bus with kajo askaris hot in pursuit, he ducked under the mini bus ,I took a camera shot will my phone . It became more serious when the vehicle started moving and the askari started poking the young man with their rungus ,the public started yelling. I filmed the damn incident ! In a lightening speed a flying kick landed me at the centre of three wild kajo dogs ,the rest happened sooo first, I found myself inside their van pleading for my life ,gun shots and teargas everywhere.
The van driving wrong side along kenyatta Avenue. My head was slow in processing the events going on. Through uhuru highway, university way down slip road to grobe roundabout. Wewe unajua unaweza kufa na hii ngari ikupeleke mortuary ? An armed police officer inside the van thundered ! Sasa tutasaidiana aje ?Nikanyenyekea
Leta 2k ! By then the vehicle is heading back to odion, apana chukua mia tango, I told him.
Boss lete 1K na uruke kwa jam ! Nikampa . Makosa ! The police man opened the van rear door kujalibu kuruka wale kajo wameingoja pale khoja roundabout, 'lazima hiyo simu yako tuchukue ' shouted one of them . Jesus christ, what a day, i retorted. Miracles started. Just before they got inside the van , the jam clear and we took on riveroad ! The policeman demanded to see the damn evidences that you village keep on demanding !
Quickly I deleted the pictures and videos, jumped out of a moving van ,opposite side was a starbus which was at stand by waiting for traffic police directions . I dived inside . Nilijipata westland as the makanga demanding fare . Kumbe I gave the police man in the van plus 200 shillings inside the 1k note !
At night I could not talk kwa nyumba, my body was in pain . Imagine I couldn't explain as my wife massaged me with hot water !

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Kasaman said:
Its was at 6.00am , the idiots were arresting matatu crew at odion. I notice a makanga going round a mini bus with kajo askaris hot in pursuit, he ducked under the mini bus ,I took a camera shot will my phone . It became more serious when the vehicle started moving and the askari started poking the young man with their rungus ,the public started yelling. I filmed the damn incident ! In a lightening speed a flying kick landed me at the centre of three wild kajo dogs ,the rest happened sooo first, I found myself inside their van pleading for my life ,gun shots and teargas everywhere.
The van driving wrong side along kenyatta Avenue. My head was slow in processing the events going on. Through uhuru highway, university way down slip road to grobe roundabout. Wewe unajua unaweza kufa na hii ngari ikupeleke mortuary ? An armed police officer inside the van thundered ! Sasa tutasaidiana aje ?Nikanyenyekea
Leta 2k ! By then the vehicle is heading back to odion, apana chukua mia tango, I told him.
Boss lete 1K na uruke kwa jam ! Nikampa . Makosa ! The police man opened the van rear door kujalibu kuruka wale kajo wameingoja pale khoja roundabout, 'lazima hiyo simu yako tuchukue ' shouted one of them . Jesus christ, what a day, i retorted. Miracles started. Just before they got inside the van , the jam clear and we took on riveroad ! The policeman demanded to see the damn evidences that you village keep on demanding !
Quickly I deleted the pictures and videos, jumped out of a moving van ,opposite side was a starbus which was at stand by waiting for traffic police directions . I dived inside . Nilijipata westland as the makanga demanding fare . Kumbe I gave the police man in the van plus 200 shillings inside the 1k note !
At night I could not talk kwa nyumba, my body was in pain . Imagine I couldn't explain as my wife massaged me with hot water !

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Ok.

@Pamba 1

Afande hii hekaya on a scale of 1-10, what can you give?
 
Kasaman said:
Its was at 6.00am , the idiots were arresting matatu crew at odion. I notice a makanga going round a mini bus with kajo askaris hot in pursuit, he ducked under the mini bus ,I took a camera shot will my phone . It became more serious when the vehicle started moving and the askari started poking the young man with their rungus ,the public started yelling. I filmed the damn incident ! In a lightening speed a flying kick landed me at the centre of three wild kajo dogs ,the rest happened sooo first, I found myself inside their van pleading for my life ,gun shots and teargas everywhere.
The van driving wrong side along kenyatta Avenue. My head was slow in processing the events going on. Through uhuru highway, university way down slip road to grobe roundabout. Wewe unajua unaweza kufa na hii ngari ikupeleke mortuary ? An armed police officer inside the van thundered ! Sasa tutasaidiana aje ?Nikanyenyekea
Leta 2k ! By then the vehicle is heading back to odion, apana chukua mia tango, I told him.
Boss lete 1K na uruke kwa jam ! Nikampa . Makosa ! The police man opened the van rear door kujalibu kuruka wale kajo wameingoja pale khoja roundabout, 'lazima hiyo simu yako tuchukue ' shouted one of them . Jesus christ, what a day, i retorted. Miracles started. Just before they got inside the van , the jam clear and we took on riveroad ! The policeman demanded to see the damn evidences that you village keep on demanding !
Quickly I deleted the pictures and videos, jumped out of a moving van ,opposite side was a starbus which was at stand by waiting for traffic police directions . I dived inside . Nilijipata westland as the makanga demanding fare . Kumbe I gave the police man in the van plus 200 shillings inside the 1k note !
At night I could not talk kwa nyumba, my body was in pain . Imagine I couldn't explain as my wife massaged me with hot water !

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