Mutura in the Morning

[bigDog]

Umefanya naenda shopping center kutafuta mutura.

Hapa sina bahati, labda ninjuindie one of these weekends

 

[mzeiya]

Hapa sina bahati, labda ninjuindie one of these weekends

Uko mbali na place wanauz? Sababu you can also buy from Naivas though I doubt kama inaweza kuwa tamu kama ya roadside

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Mbona kunitaja wakati ya vitu mbayambaya tu

Boss si kwa ubaya but when issues to do with culinary mishaps are mentioned,your days as an amateur brewer always come to mind...a very funny incident if I may say so myself

 

[bigDog]

Uko mbali na place wanauz? Sababu you can also buy from Naivas though I doubt kama inaweza kuwa tamu kama ya roadside

Mission impossible. Niko kwa muarabu mweusi. Hapa tu labda DHL.

 

[Mongrel]

Yaani Ni mitura muna discuss hivo kama Ni poison? Shaitan nyinyi

 

[mZENDE]

I have been restless since 5:17a.m. when I usually wake up to pray.

Sasa I'm there staring at the ceiling wondering what could be off.. Twisting and turning in a dilemma until Mrs.Mzeiya got concerned.

Around an hour later, I sneaked out of the bedroom to check if maybe I didn't lock the door last night. Upon finding it OK, I decided to go and check the jalopy only to be met by a wonderful aroma of mutura.

Alas!

Kumbe when I purchased it jana, I forgot the precious commodity kwa glove box. Now I've never had mutush in the morning and there's a joke that goes around that darkness is a vital ingredient of the culinary experience. Mimi huyooo since the sun wasn't yet out, I quickly got into the kitchen, put the microwave on and 30 seconds later, I was chomping noisily on this glorious stuff with a side of kahawa tungu. I said noisily because the firifiri makes you make the nshshshsshhhhhh sound.
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It's gonna be a great day, senators

You're not serious

 

[mZENDE]

Bro chunga u-Adeudeu.

Adeudeu the 'classic' classic

 

[mZENDE]

Na pia mabeng'o na lungs huwa zinawekwa kwa mutura

Na shimbele

 

[mZENDE]

Adeudeu is the King in 'Fart Hekaya'
I have never had mutura without remembering ADEU. atafutwe hapo golf course railway

 

[DeepInYourMind]

Bebe, does your product have a shelf life ama half life?