Mutura in the Morning

[Liberty]

Mutura I have never bought on my own but once ate for the first time 2018 courtesy of a friend in zimmerman, na mara (sijui ilikuwa ya mbuzi) also courtesy of a friend here at a place once called Platinum D club. But mara ilikuwa tamu sana

 

[Internet]

I'm a Stoney man myselfu
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Umetishwa ukatishika. Andika Will

 

[mzeiya]

Umetishwa ukatishika. Andika Will

As a matter of principle, 60% goes to my wife and kid, 20% to mzazi since siblings wako very secure, 10% goes to the Church, 5% to my charity of choice and the rest for my send off. Kujipanga mjamaa

 

[Liberty]

As a matter of principle, 60% goes to my wife and kid, 20% to mzazi since siblings wako very secure, 10% goes to the Church, 5% to my charity of choice and the rest for my send off. Kujipanga mjamaa

Dont take what they are saying here seriously,. enjoy what you like. You cant die coz of left over mutura

 

[mzeiya]

Dont take what they are saying here seriously,. enjoy what you like. You cant die coz of left over mutura

Thank you for the Word of Hope Padre. I was almost calling my family's GP to have my vitals checked!

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Mutura I have never bought on my own but once ate for the first time 2018 courtesy of a friend in zimmerman, na mara (sijui ilikuwa ya mbuzi) also courtesy of a friend here at a place once called Platinum D club. But mara ilikuwa tamu sana

I don't believe you.

 

[mzeiya]

I don't believe you.

Me too bythawei...unless Padre is alluding to the period of Liturgical Lent

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

I have been restless since 5:17a.m. when I usually wake up to pray.

Sasa I'm there staring at the ceiling wondering what could be off.. Twisting and turning in a dilemma until Mrs.Mzeiya got concerned.

Around an hour later, I sneaked out of the bedroom to check if maybe I didn't lock the door last night. Upon finding it OK, I decided to go and check the jalopy only to be met by a wonderful aroma of mutura.

Alas!

Kumbe when I purchased it jana, I forgot the precious commodity kwa glove box. Now I've never had mutush in the morning and there's a joke that goes around that darkness is a vital ingredient of the culinary experience. Mimi huyooo since the sun wasn't yet out, I quickly got into the kitchen, put the microwave on and 30 seconds later, I was chomping noisily on this glorious stuff with a side of kahawa tungu. I said noisily because the firifiri makes you make the nshshshsshhhhhh sound.
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It's gonna be a great day, senators

This would have been a mighty brave thing to do, Lakini ukaweka kwa microwave na kuharibu ustaarabu na heshima za ii kitu

 

[Nattydread]

hehe that hekaya has been hanging over his head like a dark cloud of... never mind

You couldn't say 'ndomoko'?

 

[YoungD]

niliwachia hapo pa "when i wake up to pray"

 

[emali]

10% goes to the Church,

why??

 

[Liberty]

why??

Dont bring this now, I know where you heading

 

[emali]

Dont bring this now, I know where you heading

sawa padre.. sitakojolea kitunguu yako

 

[Introvert]

Kaa ngumu,the worst that can happen ni kuhara na kunyamba tu

Bebe, does your product have a shelf life ama half life?

 

[Meria]

why??

Nataka mini nataka jua kwani irimu rìa nyakondo inapewa hio percentage yote

 

[Abba]

@Abba can relate on kuhara

Mbona kunitaja wakati ya vitu mbayambaya tu

 

[Clemens]

I have been restless since 5:17a.m. when I usually wake up to pray.

Sasa I'm there staring at the ceiling wondering what could be off.. Twisting and turning in a dilemma until Mrs.Mzeiya got concerned.

Around an hour later, I sneaked out of the bedroom to check if maybe I didn't lock the door last night. Upon finding it OK, I decided to go and check the jalopy only to be met by a wonderful aroma of mutura.

Alas!

Kumbe when I purchased it jana, I forgot the precious commodity kwa glove box. Now I've never had mutush in the morning and there's a joke that goes around that darkness is a vital ingredient of the culinary experience. Mimi huyooo since the sun wasn't yet out, I quickly got into the kitchen, put the microwave on and 30 seconds later, I was chomping noisily on this glorious stuff with a side of kahawa tungu. I said noisily because the firifiri makes you make the nshshshsshhhhhh sound.
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It's gonna be a great day, senators

Kangurah!!! Na vile niko place the nearest mutura joint is 104 Kms away. Haithuru.

 

[mzeiya]

Na vile niko place the nearest mutura joint is 104 Kms away.

Kwani uko North Horr, Marsabit?

 

[Clemens]

Kwani uko North Horr, Marsabit?

Niko that distance from eldoret town, where mutura is available.

 

[Pamba 1]

Kwani uko North Horr, Marsabit?

Umefanya naenda shopping center kutafuta mutura.