Mutura in the Morning

[Nattydread]

Ukihara usitutumie picha.

 

[Nattydread]

Oooooh wish I had joined Klist kitambo sababu sijui huyo ni nani. Ama alidedi after doing what I just did? Msianze kunistua wadau

That was a Ktalk legend.

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Kuna hekaya ilikuwa ktalk ya jamaa alikula mutura alafu tumbo ikaharibika akiwa Kwa train. Chunga usiwe a similar victim

 

[mzeiya]

Kuna hekaya ilikuwa ktalk ya jamaa alikula mutura alafu tumbo ikaharibika akiwa Kwa train. Chunga usiwe a similar victim

Ndio seniors wamenipasha. Lakini zile vitu hii tumbo yangu imeona, sidhani nitajipata kwa noma.

 

[supu]

Ndio seniors wamenipasha. Lakini zile vitu hii tumbo yangu imeona, sidhani nitajipata kwa noma.

we will be waiting for feed back....

 

[Ice_Cube]

He obliterated a whole train and Preggo got a miscarriage.
Nìùhoro waku

hehe that hekaya has been hanging over his head like a dark cloud of... never mind

 

[Ubongo]

Kukiwa na kapiripiri, hutakuwa na noma

 

[Mongrel]

Ndio seniors wamenipasha. Lakini zile vitu hii tumbo yangu imeona, sidhani nitajipata kwa noma.

Kaa ngumu,the worst that can happen ni kuhara na kunyamba tu

 

[Anglututu]

Be careful not to kill people in the office with toxic fumes

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@mzeiya kunywa Krest. I hope it's not too late... Nakuhurumia.

 

[mzeiya]

@mzeiya kunywa Krest. I hope it's not too late... Nakuhurumia.

I'm a Stoney man myselfu

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Kaa ngumu,the worst that can happen ni kuhara na kunyamba tu

@Abba can relate on kuhara

 

[MkukiMoto]

Ndio seniors wamenipasha. Lakini zile vitu hii tumbo yangu imeona, sidhani nitajipata kwa noma.

You are right. not all tumbo were created the same way.
Lakini zile vitu hii tumbo yangu imeona, sidhani nitajipata kwa noma.

 

[MkukiMoto]

I have been restless since 5:17a.m. when I usually wake up to pray.

Sasa I'm there staring at the ceiling wondering what could be off.. Twisting and turning in a dilemma until Mrs.Mzeiya got concerned.

Around an hour later, I sneaked out of the bedroom to check if maybe I didn't lock the door last night. Upon finding it OK, I decided to go and check the jalopy only to be met by a wonderful aroma of mutura.

Alas!

Kumbe when I purchased it jana, I forgot the precious commodity kwa glove box. Now I've never had mutush in the morning and there's a joke that goes around that darkness is a vital ingredient of the culinary experience. Mimi huyooo since the sun wasn't yet out, I quickly got into the kitchen, put the microwave on and 30 seconds later, I was chomping noisily on this glorious stuff with a side of kahawa tungu. I said noisily because the firifiri makes you make the nshshshsshhhhhh sound.
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It's gonna be a great day, senators

@mzeiya, I hope you enjoyed the delicacy !

I have eaten mtura in the most unhygienic conditions to the dismay or disgust of Mrs.Mkuki or other ladies watching me from as a distance. There are some joints or road side vendors, where the ingredients in mutura ( recipe) is questionable but I never get turned off.

To date, after eating mutura, I have never had stomach pains or an explosion ya kuhara !

 

[Doc oga]

Kijana, what strain of Sativa are you on?

Hizi ni opioids

 

[Okiya]

I used to love mutura. But after kuingia hii biashara ya wakanyama and knowing the ingredients of street mutura, I vowed never to eat mutura ambayo sio mimi nimetengeneza.

 

[mzeiya]

@mzeiya, I hope you enjoyed the delicacy !

I have eaten mtura in the most unhygienic conditions to the dismay or disgust of Mrs.Mkuki or other ladies watching me from as a distance. There are some joints or road side vendors, where the ingredients in mutura ( recipe) is questionable but I never get turned off.

To date, after eating mutura, I have never had stomach pains or an explosion ya kuhara !

Ata mimi buana.
From mutura, mara ma mbõri, rwariongo, maguta fried, thubu and even karanga... I partake them all. I even drive all the way to Umoja to have the fine stuff cc @Meria

 

[mzeiya]

I used to love mutura. But after kuingia hii biashara ya wakanyama and knowing the ingredients of street mutura, I vowed never to eat mutura ambayo sio mimi nimetengeneza.

What disgusted me were udders but kama tamu, rammmmmbaaaaa

 

[Doc oga]

Tuko karne mpya. Gentrification sio mbaya

Mbuzi lazima apotese kishwa.

 

[Okiya]

What disgusted me were udders but kama tamu, rammmmmbaaaaa

Na pia mabeng'o na lungs huwa zinawekwa kwa mutura