Not gonna last.
Donkeys in Kenya are the property of China. I know you won't like hearing about it but we can do nothing because they bought the rights to pretty much everything in this country thanks to Gathicha and his witchdoctor.
Next is going to be a clarification on what he meant, then some obscfucated rule regarding donkey slaughter, then the "revamping" of the Anti Stock Theft Unit, and finally a "donation" of vehicles and equipment by the Chinese government to assist in this course.
Kisha maisha iendelee kama kawaida.