Mohammed Yusuf Haji, Garissa Senator...

[Mongrel]

@imei2012 vs @Mongrel

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Kama hapo hakuna kahakure haiwezi kuwa eunuch IMEI

 

[Meria]

Amehepa hataki kuona kura ya bbi

 

[Doc oga]

@imei2012 vs @Mongrel

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Keyboard Warriors

 

[Burner]

Enda leta hekaya ama tuseme umekua mukora

Hekaya gani tena? The girl was 2 years behind me in high school. She was called Sahara. Brown skin kama Marie biscuit..haga kama Demio...smile na eyes tamu zinafanya ujinyonge na mate ukinyonga...but unless mimi na miaka zangu 17 nilitaka risasi ya rasa, there was nothing i could do.

 

[Kabuda]

Mkuu wa mkoa wa kaskazini.
Enyewe, nothing lasts forever it's just for a while....

 

[Doc oga]

Hekaya gani tena? The girl was 2 years behind me in high school. She was called Sahara. Brown skin kama Marie biscuit..haga kama Demio...smile na eyes tamu zinafanya ujinyonge na mate ukinyonga...but unless mimi na miaka zangu 17 nilitaka risasi ya rasa, there was nothing i could do.

Kiss and don't tell.

 

[Kender9]

Amehepa hataki kuona kura ya bbi

Yea, he helped create it lakini akaona amechoma aakasema asonge mapema. Niwewahi enda kwake Ijara, Masalani kudeliver lockers to his Girls school donated by Nelson Marwa, by then was the DC Kilindini district, akatupea mbuzi, by the way he lived a simple life. Inallillahi wainaillehi rajiun.

 

[Clemens]

Yea, he helped create it lakini akaona amechoma aakasema asonge mapema. Niwewahi enda kwake Ijara, Masalani kudeliver lockers to his Girls school donated by Nelson Marwa, by then was the DC Kilindini district, akatupea mbuzi, by the way he lived a simple life. Inallillahi wainaillehi rajiun.

Huko ndio marwa alilipa Mbuzi after kupatikana akikamua wife ya wenyewe?

 

[Burner]

Kiss and don't tell.

If only i got anything near a kiss

 

[Kender9]

Huko ndio marwa alilipa Mbuzi after kupatikana akikamua wife ya wenyewe?

WTH?!! Sijawahi skia hio but kenye najua huyo mjamaa ni fisi, hata headmistress wa hio chuo Mnubi flani alikua kitu yake.

 

[Clemens]

WTH?!! Sijawahi skia hio but kenye najua huyo mjamaa ni fisi, hata headmistress wa hio chuo Mnubi flani alikua kitu yake.

Jamaa alikuwa na pia ni moto kwa the tender gender, but as the late Mzee Moi said "Nani hapendi hawa watu". Alilipa mgiriama after kuchovya chovya the Mrs.

 

[Budspencer]

Hekaya gani tena? The girl was 2 years behind me in high school. She was called Sahara. Brown skin kama Marie biscuit..haga kama Demio...smile na eyes tamu zinafanya ujinyonge na mate ukinyonga...but unless mimi na miaka zangu 17 nilitaka risasi ya rasa, there was nothing i could do.

Is that the daughter Duale married?

 

[Kender9]

Jamaa alikuwa na pia ni moto kwa the tender gender, but as the late Mzee Moi said "Nani hapendi hawa watu". Alilipa mgiriama after kuchovya chovya the Mrs.

Wagiriama ni ka huadvocate mabibi wakamuliwe ndio walipwe "Maru".

 

[supu]

I see i missed the window to impregnate your mother sister and you we can try again next month umbwa hii

man down....man down,,,

 

[Mongrel]

man down....man down,,,

Wewe umewahi sikia two women impregnating each other,,wewe wale hukamua Kuna mmoja amewahi kushow date imeruka?,huyu eunuch Ni Kama wewe , ako na dildo for a penis

 

[Burner]

Is that the daughter Duale married?

No idea who Duale is/was married

 

[Budspencer]

No idea who Duale is/was married

The late is father in law to Duale.

 

[Duke of Busia]

swali ya GHC hakuwa anakosa; ,who is the PC of rift valley..

Pia wa Nairobi one Joseph kaguthi

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Yea, he helped create it lakini akaona amechoma aakasema asonge mapema. Niwewahi enda kwake Ijara, Masalani kudeliver lockers to his Girls school donated by Nelson Marwa, by then was the DC Kilindini district, akatupea mbuzi, by the way he lived a simple life. Inallillahi wainaillehi rajiun.

I admired hiyo nyumba yake thatched roof.

 

[Meria]