Mogoka chewers...

[Elgin]

Tuma Paybill

Ukituma nishow.

 

[Pamba 1]

Mimi kesho six asubuhi nitakuwa kwa bar nikitafuta usingizi, saa hii wacha nipambane na kibarua.

 

[Ramses]

819884. Thank you.

Sent check with them

 

[Ramses]

Mimi kesho six asubuhi nitakuwa kwa bar nikitafuta usingizi, saa hii wacha nipambane na kibarua.

Hata mi nashugulikia deadline ya Monday. Usingizi ni baadae

 

[Elgin]

Sent check with them

Wow, received here bruv. Thank you so much. I will send you a couple of bottles when you want me to sometime. Thank you big.

 

[Internet]

...your favourite stimulant is about to become more expensive as the desert locusts descend on plantations in Mbeere. The locusts are reported to have landed in Mariari in the heart of Mbeere and could tomorrow reach Mbeti which is the locations bordering Embu town. They have been in the Tana River Valley last two days having come from Tharaka and Mwingi. There was some spraying today but Mbeere South MP Geoffrey King'ang'i has posted on his Bookface page that it is not very effective.

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Kenya will be begging for food very soon. Mwangi Kiunjuri was told in December about the locusts in Somalia but he chose to focus on politics

 

[Clemens]

Mehn that was it, now a more shameful confession. Back then keja was single then would drive down the kajaba na kahawa. So would drain kitu 4litres ya kahawa na maji Hehe, would pee kwa basin cuz sitaki kutoka nje, now see this, pouring out a full basin of pee kitu 12 am when kila mtu ako nje..shait!

Just reminded me that I once used a basin to wash my face at a bachelor's single room, itching eyes were the result another friend told me ukienda huko usitumie basin kunawa, hao majamaa hukojolea basin wakila miraa. That was the last time I ever used a basin Kwa wenyewe maji Kwa jug had sufficed.

 

[Elgin]

Just reminded me that I once used a basin to wash my face at a bachelor's single room, itching eyes were the result another friend told me ukienda huko usitumie basin kunawa, hao majamaa hukojolea basin wakila miraa. That was the last time I ever used a basin Kwa wenyewe maji Kwa jug had sufficed.

Haha