Missiles all over

[Ramses]

My crop of nyanya is ready for market and a wise assistant advised me to be getting lunch for my farmhands badala wakule kila mtu nyanya 20 plus...... So last Friday I organized for njugu chapo for everyone, the same on menu Saturday,
I had a very tumultuous weekend of breaking wind every 5 minutes mpaka tukakosana na Mrs
Fast-forward to today noon when I was about to order lunch for my crew...... A mix of mature mama's and some young guys who are home due to corona...... Wakaniambia tuletee chapo plain, hiyo njugu inatumalisa na kunyamba
So leo tumekula chapo na shai

 

[Ramses]

Sneek of the tomato crop

 

[Ole Waru]

Njugu chapo? How does that look like?

 

[Ramses]

Njugu chapo? How does that look like?

Not very appealing I must say and it costs 30 Bob,
You can feed 1000 people with 30k salo

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Not very appealing I must say and it costs 30 Bob,
You can feed 1000 people with 30k salo

And feel like Iesus?

 

[Cabaye Captain]

Not very appealing I must say and it costs 30 Bob,
You can feed 1000 people with 30k salo

Kwani umekua YESU

 

[Field Marshal]

Maze you guys are making me feel kiwaru. Just yesterday someone asked for permission to graze his donkeys on a ka-quarter I own because it was all bushy........you inspire me and I will change I swear!

 

[Budspencer]

Mboss! Mbirrionea wa ukweli. BTW how did you manage to keep weeds and blight disease away?

 

[Ramses]

Mboss! Mbirrionea wa ukweli. BTW how did you manage to keep weeds and blight disease away?

Mbirrionea not yet.
Weeds- ni wamama wa kulima
Blight- I was advised to start off with the cheaper chemicals like Osothane and graduate to costly chemicals as the crop matures.
Ni Mungu tu coz I'm still green in farming

 

[Ramses]

Maze you guys are making me feel kiwaru. Just yesterday someone asked for permission to graze his donkeys on a ka-quarter I own because it was all bushy........you inspire me and I will change I swear!

After Corona I had to diversify quickly because my gig with the travel industry ground to a halt. I must admit that it takes a lot of time, numerous mistakes and luck to turn a plot of land into a productive unit.
Just hoping against hope that the market prices will be favorable

 

[Mwalimu-G]

After Corona I had to diversify quickly because my gig with the travel industry ground to a halt. I must admit that it takes a lot of time, numerous mistakes and luck to turn a plot of land into a productive unit.
Just hoping against hope that the market prices will be favorable

All the best. The spirit is to never say die.

 

[Okiya]

After Corona I had to diversify quickly because my gig with the travel industry ground to a halt. I must admit that it takes a lot of time, numerous mistakes and luck to turn a plot of land into a productive unit.
Just hoping against hope that the market prices will be favorable

I was reading an article that the silver lining about this virus is that many entrepreneurs will be born. Good job