Records mean something or nothing at all. Shall we?
Most league titles: 13 (before PL era)
Most FA Cup wins: 14 (record holder)
Longest unbeaten run in the league: 49 games (2003–04 & 2004–05, an English top-flight record only broken by the corrupt FA on that woeful game vs United..
Only team to go an entire Premier League season unbeaten: 2003–04 aka "The Invincibles"
Juzi tu we set another record kwa Champions League by beating PSV away without a striker and with a team having high school teens.
I could go on and on...