Methinks He Got A Pimple

It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
He is well known in the town that he chose to operate in. He got a hotel and a few other businesses employing quite a number of people. He is well off and he does have his share of the members of the fairer sex.He does love his drink though.
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He got married a few years ago and everyone was happy for him. But less than a year into his marital life,he was called by a friend and told to go to a certain lodging in town and confirm that his wife was being generous with whatever the gods gifted her. He called his brother and did as told. Indeed he did confirm that his wife was busy getting it from another man. The usual hullabaloo ensued and the now former wife left the matrimonial home.

Njeru,that is our man,stuck it out for a time before he dipped his penis in another ocean and decide it had just the right pH for him. He wifed it. After a period of 'marital bliss',the same script was repeated albeit with different actors. He went through the same rigmarole and caught the second wife in the arms of another man. She instantly became a former Mrs. Njeru.

The gods must be crazy. Or having fun at Njeru's expense. He married a third time and the same thing happened with the third wife. She dished it out and Njeru was called,went and saw. Divorced it on the spot. Always in the company of his brother.

As sure as the moon rises in the east,Njeru is again married. A fourth time. I can't wait,for the directors of Njeru's life to shout 'lights,cameras ACTION'.

PS: Methinks Njeru got a big pimple for a penis.
 
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It's Me Scumbag said:
He is well known in the town that he chose to operate in. He got a hotel and a few other businesses employing quite a number of people. He is well off and he does have his share of the members of the fairer sex.He does love his drink though.
1lptl
He got married a few years ago and everyone was happy for him. But less than a year into his marital life,he was called by a friend and told to go to a certain lodging in town and confirm that his wife was being generous with whatever the gods gifted her. He called his brother and did as told. Indeed he did confirm that his wife was busy getting it from another man. The usual hullabaloo ensued and the now former wife left the matrimonial home.

Njeru,that is our man,stuck it out for a time before he dipped his penis in another ocean and decide it had just the right pH for him. He wifed it. After a period of 'marital bliss',the same script was repeated albeit with different actors. He went through the same rigmarole and caught the second wife in the arms of another man. She instantly became a former Mrs. Njeru.

The gods must be crazy. Or having fun at Njeru's expense. He married a third time and the same thing happened with the third wife. She dished it out and Njeru was called,went and saw. Divorced it on the spot. Always in the company of his brother.

As sure as the moon rises in the east,Njeru is again married. A fourth time. I can't wait,for the directors of Njeru's to shout 'lights,cameras ACTION'.

PS: Methinks Njeru got a big pimple for a penis.
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That's the nature of human being, majority cheat, regardless of all the factors, Njeru is among the (un)lucky few who gets to witness his wife cheating.
 
Why women cheat, is a topic that is hardly understood. But what i understand, is that women have there crushes and fantasies to.
That watchman, bodaboda guy, shamba boy or even shopkeeper maybe the guy who makes your wife wet. Despite you being successful and a respected member of the society.
 
Change the heading its gayyyyyyyyyy.

But njeru should stop marrying and sit down with experts from the medical field to the legal one . wamupatie options and solutions
 
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