Cabaye Captain
Elder Lister
Good idea.
ningekuunga mkono some 20yrs agoHawa wazee wako na self entitlement mingi sana...
Ngoja tu.... Tiktok...
yes @mzeiya I was 33 at some point
Na ujue ukiwa na huko Dublin you either loose a day or gain one.... Unaweza kua older or younger.
hahaha thogoto... drinking in a pub in Lossiemouth Scotland many years ago.. I met a Scotsman who upon hearing my kenyan accent asked me in plain kikuyu.. ugirite ki thogoto?Scotland
hahaha thogoto... drinking in a pub in Lossiemouth Scotland many years ago.. I met a Scotsman who upon hearing my kenyan accent asked me in plain kikuyu.. ugirite ki thogoto?
the beberu had been born and raised in Naivasha.. he was more comfortable speaking kikuyu than he was EnglishShait!!!
the beberu had been born and raised in Naivasha.. he was more comfortable speaking kikuyu than he was English
that was however not my biggest wtf moment... autobahn the year 2013..driving a volvo s40 t5 turbo.. but do i say.. stopped at some service station on th A2, the best motorway on the planet.. kwa umbali naskia watu wanaongea kiswahili.. so I decided to check it out as I stretched my legs.. nakuta a heavy haulage msedes.. and I can tell the swahili is coming from that direction.. went to the cabin kusalimiana nakuta beberu mbili nzee.. they stop talking look at me for a while.. then say mjamaa unaelekea wapi?Shit yaani nyakeru atuuoote mukwa tene....
that was however not my biggest wtf moment... autobahn the year 2013..driving a volvo s40 t5 turbo.. but do i say.. stopped at some service station on th A2, the best motorway on the planet.. kwa umbali naskia watu wanaongea kiswahili.. so I decided to check it out as I stretched my legs.. nakuta a heavy haulage msedes.. and I can tell the swahili is coming from that direction.. went to the cabin kusalimiana nakuta beberu mbili nzee.. they stop talking look at me for a while.. then say mjamaa unaelekea wapi?
shida ya wakenya US na UK ni ukabila.. watu wengi wanashikana kiukabila tu.. kama Swindon kuna group ya wakamba.. wameinvest kenya pamoja.. wuehhhh wote wameshikana.. lakino huwezi join kama. wewe sio mkambaKuna a friend of mine huko Upsala... He tells me akitembea sokoni ni kameme tu.... You guys are are a legion over there.
Heshma!
shida ya wakenya US na UK ni ukabila.. watu wengi wanashikana kiukabila tu.. kama Swindon kuna group ya wakamba.. wameinvest kenya pamoja.. wuehhhh wote wameshikana.. lakino huwezi join kama. wewe sio mkamba
hata sio hivyo.. leeds kuna group ya wa luhya na nyingine ya wacoasterians... Coventry ya wakikuyu.. mahali niko sote tuko pamoja no tribe dominating over the otherKaos have a problem everywhere.
@Aviator we know your handwriting madam@bigDog,
What a superb idea. I already love it. I surely do.
Just a small caveat though....
Like I have said before, my panties come off at the same speed as my intake of alcohol. For some strange reason, my legs parts wider and ever so wider with increased degree of inebriation.
Could I therefore be assured that there will be somebody to take care of those needs of mine or I might end up raping some poor Lister.
Not me pls.
Mama wa randan huwa muna kutana?shida ya wakenya US na UK ni ukabila.. watu wengi wanashikana kiukabila tu.. kama Swindon kuna group ya wakamba.. wameinvest kenya pamoja.. wuehhhh wote wameshikana.. lakino huwezi join kama. wewe sio mkamba
nefa eva... nilijaribu kumkatia lakini she is after lights skins.. hahajaMama wa randan huwa muna kutana?