Masaku kuna Mambo

[Meria]

A man in Masaku has allegedly been arrested for having sex with a cow in a forest till it died.

 

[Johny walker]

I strongly blv that it died of the choke but not out the conjugal injustice.

 

[ranny wa klist]

must have been a puny cow

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Munajua maana ya "chapa ilale"?

 

[Clemens]

Munajua maana ya "chapa ilale"?

Hapana hii no 'chapa idedi'

 

[kingolonde]

Tumekataa.

 

[emali]

hamuoni vile jamaa ako na huzuni baada ya kumpoteza bibi...

 

[Cortedivoire]

Meffi yeye. Ange ikatakata auze kawa mabutchery. Anukishe kitunguu after happy ending.

 

[Mwendawazimu]

hamuoni vile jamaa ako na huzuni baada ya kumpoteza bibi...

Huzuni gani??Hiyo inaitwa PNC.

 

[mzeiya]

This guy is the udder-taker

 

[Tiger Bone]

Time to go vegan. Kama tabia ni hizi animal products no no no.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Time to go vegan. Kama tabia ni hizi animal products no no no.

Will you grow your own veggies?

 

[Tiger Bone]

Will you grow your own veggies?

it's a jungle out here

 

[Hotep]

BDSM gone wrong. sly cow forgot the safe word.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

conjugal injustice.

heheeeeeeee haki a mungu ile creativity iko kwa hii kijiji
munanimaada

 

[Ssabasajja]

Poor cow.

 

[Field Marshal]

No way a human dick can kill a cow. Hiyo vagina hutokea ndama ya kilo 15...

 

[Kabuda]

Mooo means Mooo!
Just because the cow agrees to go into the bushes with you Doesn't mean that it wants sex.

 

[mzeiya]

Mooo means Mooo!
Just because the cow agrees to go into the bushes with you Doesn't mean that it wants sex.

Maybe it meant to verbalize NOOO and not MOOO