Lockdown Lifted

[zapp_brannigan]

Kuja dabel moyale

Tuma na Wells Fargo nita lipa , alafu kiuliso ,with the terror threats hizo side rungu inaogopesha nani ? I thought AK47 ndio za patrol huko .

 

[Pseudonyms]

Speech za copy-paste, out of touch, that don't even make sense. EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!

Kwa mfano:

"Curfew at 10pm effective midnight tonight". Why don't you say "effective 10pm on 2nd May."?

"Bars to open up to 7pm effective midnight tonight" Again, what is this?

"Churches to open with ⅓ capacity effective midnight tonight" Kwani kuna kesha leo?

 

[Pamba 1]

Tuma na Wells Fargo nita lipa , alafu kiuliso ,with the terror threats hizo side rungu inaogopesha nani ? I thought AK47 ndio za patrol huko .

Marsabit county ni ngumu kupata alshabaab, shida ni vita za kikabila tu.

 

[Gio]

Speech za copy-paste, out of touch, that don't even make sense. EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!

Kwa mfano:

"Curfew at 10pm effective midnight tonight". Why don't you say "effective 10pm on 2nd May."?

"Bars to open up to 7pm effective midnight tonight" Again, what is this?

"Churches to open with ⅓ capacity effective midnight tonight" Kwani kuna kesha leo?

Laziness hii Kenya iko Kwa kila corner

 

[Montecarlo]

Speech za copy-paste, out of touch, that don't even make sense. EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!

Kwa mfano:

"Curfew at 10pm effective midnight tonight". Why don't you say "effective 10pm on 2nd May."?

"Bars to open up to 7pm effective midnight tonight" Again, what is this?

"Churches to open with ⅓ capacity effective midnight tonight" Kwani kuna kesha leo?

What time does a new day start?

 

[Duke of Busia]

Still wondering why he Locked us down

 

[Pseudonyms]

What time does a new day start?

What time is the curfew in that new day of yours?

 

[Kasaman]

Or whenever the Indian variant lands here.

Heard tayali imefika UG.

 

[Kasaman]

Still wondering why he Locked us down

Ha has left the management of this country in hands so thugs, kazi ni sabotage

 

[QuadroK4000]

Bus za Mombasa zilikuwa zikienda.

= private cars.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Sigweskubali.

Utachapwa rungu wahed, uomoke.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Wapi brave senators walikuwa wanaandamana leo?

Labda @Gio ama @Meria ama hata vinyangarika vyao.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Unaweza hire out hiyo uniform and rungu ? I want to take some photos nazo in undisclosed location nitarudisha on Monday .

Wewe!

 

[QuadroK4000]

Or whenever the Indian variant lands here.

It's already in Y(Uganda).

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Wewe!

We are shooting a video for my new song featuring Githae .It's a gospel song by the way .No need to worry.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

My security guy during exams alinipea story tamu sana za Moyale, Nikiomoka lazima nitembee hio baze. Ati unavuka mto unakunywa proper ukiingia Topia, huko ati waremboree nywele ndio zinaamsha uncle 'john' wacha nipate pesa.

Mwarimu si juzi uliniambia huendangi ku-mark exams....or was this before you realized exam marking centres are officially sanctioned bordellos?

 

[Elgin]

Mwarimu si juzi uliniambia huendangi ku-mark exams....or was this before you realized exam marking centres are officially sanctioned bordellos?

Saaaaasa wewe, Was supervising, marking ndio siendi.

 

[Kamau wa Kíríro]

Hiyo cessation of movement was only in papers. Ata matatu plying those routes did business as usual

Lakini @Pamba 1 akikuangukia.......

 

[Clemens]

Iko UG ina book ticket.....soon it'll be on this side of the sahara

We are on the same side of the Sahara with UG.

 

[Kamau wa Kíríro]

Gathicha Thuraku

Very apt..... He has totally fvcked them hard stairo zote mpaka kainamo.