Le Francais

[emali]

Back in the day.. when le emali was not righted down by a tether... we went to see the Eiffel tower.. paris is the so called city of love..
sisi kama raiya ya kariobangi.. weren't amazed by the high society paris.. so we went looking for the kariobangi of paris....and there were western African damsels.. of french mixture.. na hapo is where i had my first mulatto damsel...
viva le paris

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Back in the day.. when le emali was not righted down by a tether... we went to see the Eiffel tower.. paris is the so called city of love..
sisi kama raiya ya kariobangi.. weren't amazed by the high society paris.. so we went looking for the kariobangi of paris....and there were western African damsels.. of french mixture.. na hapo is where i had my first mulatto damsel...
viva le paris

Is this meant to be a heckaya?

 

[emali]

Is this meant to be a heckaya?

it is

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Is this meant to be a heckaya?

The yearning for a juicy hekaya (especially one with a twist in the tale) is feelable in your answer.

 

[Clemens]

Igwe!!! Master teach us your ways. Before I kick the bucket I must visit Paris and eat some mullatos of French origin.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

The yearning for ajuicy hekaya (especially one with a twist in the tale) is feelable in your answer.

Exactly... Imagine ukionjeshwa kitu and even before you swallow it, the source is all used up.

 

[Okiya]

Next enda Amsterdam. Niliienda Red Light District at 8pm nilikuwa narudi kwa hoteli at 3am yet at 7am I was supposed to be at the airport nikirudi Nairobi. Although for me it was purely kusafisha mecho.

 

[emali]

Is this meant to be a heckaya?

yes I know.. its lacking in details.. so here is as best as i remember..
we got to Paris from the port of calais.. maboys were very eager but we still haf 240km to paris..
on the way kawaida ya wakenya. wakalewa... by the time we got to traffic heavy paris.. majamaa were asleep..

our guy in paris was a Zimbabwean.. so we got to his address.. then kando yake was his 19yr old daughter with a French woman..

long story short.. Phiri will never invite me to his house ever again

 

[emali]

Phiris daughter was about my age.. hizo enzi...she was an activists.. so passionate about althe African cause.. like our @TiigaWaana back then.. i breathed fire about african causes.. so we immediately connected.. and were so.. for half a year..I still think about Mwanso

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Next enda Amsterdam. Niliienda Red Light District at 8pm nilikuwa narudi kwa hoteli at 3am yet at 7am I was supposed to be at the airport nikirudi Nairobi. Although for me it was purely kusafisha mecho.

Let me just say... Ama wacha tu. We believe you.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Let me just say... Ama wacha tu. We believe you.

Alikuwa natafuta ya one pipti chot.

 

[Okiya]

Alikuwa natafuta ya one pipti chot.

Not really. Majority who go there ni kusafisha mecho. Seeing girls wamejianika kwa dirisha kama mannequin. It's more of a tourist site. Hata job bosses were telling us we make sure tumeenda huko before we go back to our countries. By my own estimates, we were like 10,000 people in that area that night.

 

[emali]

Next enda Amsterdam. Niliienda Red Light District at 8pm nilikuwa narudi kwa hoteli at 3am yet at 7am I was supposed to be at the airport nikirudi Nairobi. Although for me it was purely kusafisha mecho.

mjamaa.. when i was a young man.. nilienda Amsterdam... very drunk.... my one and only time being arrested. Best thing was eti wamezoea walevi na wavuta bangi

 

[emali]

Not really. Majority who go there ni kusafisha mecho. Seeing girls wamejianika kwa dirisha kama mannequin. It's more of a tourist site. Hata job bosses were telling us we make sure tumeenda huko before we go back to our countries. By my own estimates, we were like 10,000 people in that area that night.

maze ungeniambia.. from my house its only an hour by aeroplane

 

[Nattydread]

Is this meant to be a hackaya?

Corrected!

 

[Nattydread]

Next enda Amsterdam. Niliienda Red Light District at 8pm nilikuwa narudi kwa hoteli at 3am yet at 7am I was supposed to be at the airport nikirudi Nairobi. Although for me it was purely kusafisha mecho.

Hell yeah!

 

[Okiya]

maze ungeniambia.. from my house its only an hour by aeroplane

Bado uko hizo pande? Sasa unajua with Covid wadosi wameona they were spending unnecessary costs on trainings abroad. Trainings zote ni online sasa. So sidhani nitawahi toka Kenya tena.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Senators wafungue roho tupate these interesting "back-in-my-younger-days" stories

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Senators wafungue roho tupate these interesting "back-in-my-younger-days" stories

Tuanze na zako ukiwa Ro-Si-ya au ni Ukraina?

 

[Ice_Cube]

Tuanze na zako ukiwa Roo-Si-ya au ni Ukraina?

zangu I exhausted the juicy parts huko MCA