Kweli it came by sheep (via wazap)

[Mwalimu-G]

A middle aged man has committed suicide in masalani town today after wrapping a rope on his neck and dwindling in his room and the door was broken into finding the man dead at midday.

 

[Meria]

Achana na D-

 

[Ngengere]

A middle aged man has committed suicide in masalani town today after wrapping a rope on his neck and dwindling in his room and the door was broken into finding the man dead at midday.

One day I will find you,









And we shall share a plate of tasteless saltless mutura and knee soup.... you tell me why the obsession with grammar correctness yet kilikuja na meli

 

[Kalel]

A middle aged man has committed suicide in masalani town today after wrapping a rope on his neck and dwindling in his room and the door was broken into finding the man dead at midday.

Kweli his fortunes have really dwindled....

 

[Kabuda]

Masalaaala!.....
RIP Grammar.

 

[Field Marshal]

Now let's see how a London cop does his report in Gikuyu.....................

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Now let's see how a London cop does his report in Gikuyu.....................

Touché

Of course,Gikuyu went with sheep to randan...

 

[Kender9]

Achana na D-

D Maina imetoka wapi tena?! Wewe huoni ni handwriting ya area Chief wa kwa kina @Bingwa Scrotum , Masalani Ijara, wale wa kuita DC, Mkuu wa Malaya (Wilaya).

 

[CeeJay]

Now let's see how a London cop does his report in Gikuyu.....................

Gikuyu never conquered half the world and imposed their culture on people. Infact Kikuyu is not a national language in Kenya let alone the official one.

 

[Field Marshal]

Gikuyu never conquered half the world and imposed their culture on people. Infact Kikuyu is not a national language in Kenya let alone the official one.

You don't say Einstein?

 

[CeeJay]

You don't say Einstein?

No, I don't say Einstein.

The comma (,) is your friend.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

obsession

A rather strong word. My interest is just the fineness of the art of wordsmithing.
Don't you think it is hilarious the way the author has mixed up his words? Or how other people mix up their metaphors?

 

[Pamba 1]

Achana na D-

Waja wewe hii ni straight from MMNA

 

[Quiet Storm]

Gikuyu never conquered half the world and imposed their culture on people. Infact Kikuyu is not a national language in Kenya let alone the official one.

You missed the point by a million miles!

 

[Dismus]

Gikuyu never conquered half the world and imposed their culture on people. Infact Kikuyu is not a national language in Kenya let alone the official one.

Wooosh!