Adult(18+) Kunguru wa jaba na wines and spirit

[Cortedivoire]

Jana nimepitia base ya jaba, nikapatana na kunguru flani akadai Ni mshkie jaba. Mambo ya covid Ni kuhelp the needy. After kubuy jaba, Dem akasema tuende nishike kanusu. Nayo nayo mpaka kwa wines and spirit. Nikasema tuende man cave kabambe. Dem akasema sawa. Kufika mancave Nika weka ngoma. Kabla kuanza jaba tusharukiana nikapewa slices Ivo tu. Hii time hauwezi kosa slices Kama uko na doo

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Be thankful because :
1.umeweza kuamka ,meaning rice was not part of the meal
2.Every house hold item iko

Shida ni ,je ulitumia juala ?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[QuadroK4000]

Thermal imagery hata ya jaba hakuna in these 'trying' times.

 

[Field Marshal]

Wacha tu niulize. Jaba + kanusu hiyo midomo yenyu ilikuwa ikinuka kama mavi, siyo? Halafu ukimkiss unanyonya hizo Green stuff/detritus zimebaki kwa meno yake eeeh?

Ni sawa.

 

[kijanamrefu]

Wacha nitu niulize. Jaba + kanusu hiyo midomo yenyu ilikuwa ikinuka kama mavi, siyo? Halafu ukimkiss unanyonya hizo Green stuff/detritus zimebaki kwa meno eeeh?

Ni sawa.

This is how viruses are born. Petri dish ya mathogothanio.

 

[QuadroK4000]

This is how viruses are born. Petri dish ya mathogothanio.

... Sad. Steam ya contraption ya napoleon na jaba chafu, alafu kesho yake unaamka na hang over na strain ya kimataifa.

 

[Field Marshal]

This is how viruses are born. Petri dish ya mathogothanio.

Maze, halafu anatumbukiza mboro kwa **** iko na kila aina ya STIs. Unashindwa kama mtu hajipendi...

 

[Ole Waru]

Wacha tu niulize. Jaba + kanusu hiyo midomo yenyu ilikuwa ikinuka kama mavi, siyo? Halafu ukimkiss unanyonya hizo Green stuff/detritus zimebaki kwa meno yake eeeh?

Ni sawa.

It's like kissing ass

 

[Cortedivoire]

Wacha tu niulize. Jaba + kanusu hiyo midomo yenyu ilikuwa ikinuka kama mavi, siyo? Halafu ukimkiss unanyonya hizo Green stuff/detritus zimebaki kwa meno yake eeeh?

Ni sawa.

Nimesema kabla kuanza

 

[JazzMan]

This is how viruses are born. Petri dish ya mathogothanio.

No wonder Kenyans are immune to COVID...

 

[Field Marshal]

No wonder Kenyans are immune to COVID...

Mimi harufu ya hizo majani I can't stand it, leave alone zile zime-fermentia kwa mdomo ya mtu, unaona vitu za green karibu na gums bana. Hata inafanya napata shivers I tell you..............halafu ongeza harufu ya keg na githeri ya jana (those kinds of people have poor oral hygiene).

Eti sasa uende malovy-dovy, romancing and kissing, na kitu pipa kama hiyo...................

 

[mzeiya]

This thread

 

[JazzMan]

Mimi harufu ya hizo majani I can't stand it, leave alone zile zime-fermentia kwa mdomo ya mtu, unaona vitu za green karibu na gums bana. Hata inafanya napata shivers I tell you..............halafu ongeza harufu ya keg na githeri ya jana (those kinds of people have poor oral hygiene).

Eti sasa uende malovy-dovy, romancing and kissing, na kitu pipa kama hiyo...................

Nilikuwa nimeitiwa lunch mahali, hata sasa siendi. Hiyo imagery imefanya nisikie kuosha mdomo na harpic.

 

[X-TRAIL]

Wacha tu niulize. Jaba + kanusu hiyo midomo yenyu ilikuwa ikinuka kama mavi, siyo? Halafu ukimkiss unanyonya hizo Green stuff/detritus zimebaki kwa meno yake eeeh?

Ni sawa.

Guka sema ukweli jaba itafanya pacemaker iharibike

 

[Kamau wa Kíríro]

Be thankful because :
1.umeweza kuamka ,meaning rice was not part of the meal
2.Every house hold item iko

Shida ni ,je ulitumia juala ?

Hii ni kupigia mbuzi gitaa.... preaching to the
wrong choir.... whistling into the wind

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kulingana na zile picha wewe huweka brothelstan, you are a bottom feeder, ni kama wewe hudinya machokosh. Mbona hujipendi?

 

[Mr X]

The nigga got laid let him rejoice

 

[KiLo]

Acheni the man from Abidjan afanye culling and pruning services in peace

 

[Chairman Kir]

Inaitwa effects za kusukumwa na dry spell combined with kajaba na kibao