Kumbe slices zinakujanga na tax?

[Denis Young]

So a couple of weeks ago I met this chiq at some random place. She came up to me because I was sitting by myself like I love to do. She said she wanted to get to know me and was pretty much the one driving the conversation.

She was in her third year of campus and the naivety showed. Girls at that age are so carefree and everything about guys and the symbiotic nature of that relationship is all derived from twitter thots, etcetera.

The weekend comes and I take those slices and pull a Houdini but she still has my number so she keeps texting me day and night until she started asking to come over, sometimes asking we go out together etc but I refused.

I never bring females over to my house anyway except for one that is like my girl but not really because I don't even take the slices even though I want to.

She gets pissed and stops texting me. One month later she says she misses me, laying the bait for what she really wants.

Yaani, how can you ask someone you don't even know very well for 3k ati ununue simu?

It is even phrased so well ujue si loan unapeana. Pesa haitarudi ukimpatia. Since when does it ever come back. Hehe.

Kunguru nimemwambia aulize wazazi si kuja kunifanya sponsor na ata 30 siko karibu kufika.

 

[Nattydread]

So a couple of weeks ago I met this chiq at some random place. She came up to me because I was sitting by myself like I love to do. She said she wanted to get to know me and was pretty much the one driving the conversation.

She was in her third year of campus and the naivety showed. Girls at that age are so carefree and everything about guys and the symbiotic nature of that relationship is all derived from twitter thots, etcetera.

The weekend comes and I take those slices and pull a Houdini but she still has my number so she keeps texting me day and night until she started asking to come over, sometimes asking we go out together etc but I refused.

I never bring females over to my house anyway except for one that is like my girl but not really because I don't even take the slices even though I want to.

She gets pissed and stops texting me. One month later she says she misses me, laying the bait for what she really wants.

Yaani, how can you ask someone you don't even know very well for 3k ati ununue simu?

It is even phrased so well ujue si loan unapeana. Pesa haitarudi ukimpatia. Since when does it ever come back. Hehe.

Kunguru nimemwambia aulize wazazi si kuja kunifanya sponsor na ata 30 siko karibu kufika.

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Katumie nambari yangu nikajazie baadala ya kupelekea @Female Perspective tena. Ningependa kukanyaga youngtings nisikie utam kama wewe.

 

[Kasaman]

Yaani, how can you ask someone you don't even know very well for 3k ati ununue simu?

how do dip you dick into same holes you don't even know ?

 

[shocks]

Katumie nambari yangu nikajazie baadala ya kupelekea @Female Perspective tena. Ningependa kukanyaga youngtings nisikie utam kama wewe.

Then mtatuwekea ile thread ya wangapi tumesalimiana

 

[Female Perspective]

Katumie nambari yangu nikajazie baadala ya kupelekea @Female Perspective tena. Ningependa kukanyaga youngtings nisikie utam kama wewe.

Aki bado mimi ni PYT! I deserve that 3k more.. Mbona unapotea customer?

 

[Kasaman]

Then mtatuwekea ile thread ya wangapi tumesalimiana

can't imagine that !

 

[Nattydread]

Aki bado mimi ni PYT! I deserve that 3k more.. Mbona unapotea customer?

Last time ulinifanyia starfish nikatoka hiyo 3k ikiniuma sana. Ulikuwa umechoka ama?

 

[Denis Young]

Katumie nambari yangu nikajazie baadala ya kupelekea @Female Perspective tena. Ningependa kukanyaga youngtings nisikie utam kama wewe.

Hehe.. Mkubwa chorea hii. Huyu ni emotional wreck analia vitu ndogo sana. She is looking to be saved..

 

[Denis Young]

Aki bado mimi ni PYT! I deserve that 3k more.. Mbona unapotea customer?

Haiya FP uko huku pia.. I thought tuliacha porn star wote pale misri.

 

[Female Perspective]

Last time ulinifanyia starfish nikatoka hiyo 3k ikiniuma sana. Ulikuwa umechoka ama?

Ni Venye ulikua umesweat aki! Sipendi hiyo kuhemahema na hakuna kitu unafanya... Let's try again please... Nisipoteze macustomers!

 

[Female Perspective]

Haiya FP uko huku pia.. I thought tuliacha porn star wote pale misri.

I got saved. Only interested in sponsors! Nataka kuwekwo sasa

 

[Introvert]

Inbox digits.
Even bodaboda peoples have rights.

 

[Nattydread]

Inbox digits.
Even bodaboda peoples have rights.

Makonika upitie bafu kwanza. Hakapendi harufu ya jasho na oiro.

 

[Introvert]

Makonika upitie bafu kwanza. Hakapendi harufu ya jasho na oiro.

Kipara inatoa pheromones hadi inametameta. Siogi na siogi.

 

[Cazorla]

That was very rude of you. kitu ulitomba mrushie hata thao.

 

[supu]

So a couple of weeks ago I met this chiq at some random place. She came up to me because I was sitting by myself like I love to do. She said she wanted to get to know me and was pretty much the one driving the conversation.

She was in her third year of campus and the naivety showed. Girls at that age are so carefree and everything about guys and the symbiotic nature of that relationship is all derived from twitter thots, etcetera.

The weekend comes and I take those slices and pull a Houdini but she still has my number so she keeps texting me day and night until she started asking to come over, sometimes asking we go out together etc but I refused.

I never bring females over to my house anyway except for one that is like my girl but not really because I don't even take the slices even though I want to.

She gets pissed and stops texting me. One month later she says she misses me, laying the bait for what she really wants.

Yaani, how can you ask someone you don't even know very well for 3k ati ununue simu?

It is even phrased so well ujue si loan unapeana. Pesa haitarudi ukimpatia. Since when does it ever come back. Hehe.

Kunguru nimemwambia aulize wazazi si kuja kunifanya sponsor na ata 30 siko karibu kufika.

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its christmas and she needs money to do her nails, hair etc..

 

[Denis Young]

its christmas and she needs money to do her nails, hair etc..

My money is my money... Anaweza nyoa pia na 50..

 

[Thitima]

So a couple of weeks ago I met this chiq at some random place. She came up to me because I was sitting by myself like I love to do. She said she wanted to get to know me and was pretty much the one driving the conversation.

She was in her third year of campus and the naivety showed. Girls at that age are so carefree and everything about guys and the symbiotic nature of that relationship is all derived from twitter thots, etcetera.

The weekend comes and I take those slices and pull a Houdini but she still has my number so she keeps texting me day and night until she started asking to come over, sometimes asking we go out together etc but I refused.

I never bring females over to my house anyway except for one that is like my girl but not really because I don't even take the slices even though I want to.

She gets pissed and stops texting me. One month later she says she misses me, laying the bait for what she really wants.

Yaani, how can you ask someone you don't even know very well for 3k ati ununue simu?

It is even phrased so well ujue si loan unapeana. Pesa haitarudi ukimpatia. Since when does it ever come back. Hehe.

Kunguru nimemwambia aulize wazazi si kuja kunifanya sponsor na ata 30 siko karibu kufika.

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Rushia yeye hata kama ni one sausand. Anyway, that last sentence wasn't necessary.