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When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give the pig a mouth-watering sight.

Wonder whether there was any truth to it.

Enehau, when we visited our uncle who worked as a kitchen toto in Karen where the white 'bwana' reared pigs, we would have to hold our mshuto for the whole day lest the pig got a whiff of it, until we turned blue. Sometimes a little yellow.

True story.

Absolutely nothing to do with WhiteKAP.
 
Field Marshal said:
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give the pig a mouth-watering sight.

Wonder whether there was any truth to it.

Enehau, when we visited our uncle who worked as a kitchen toto in Karen where the white 'bwana' reared pigs, we would have to hold our mshuto for the whole day lest the pig got a whiff of it, until we turned blue. Sometimes a little yellow.

True story.

Absolutely nothing to do with WhiteKAP.
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I used to hear those rumors too.. :) :) :) :)
 
Internet said:
Zilikuwa fake zote.
Kuna ile ya dragon fly. Ukishika dragon fly ung'oe mabawa upulizie your favourite girl eti she will fall in love with you. Ndio kwa maana hatuwezi fikia the Japanese, sisi tulikuwa tunaongezeana ujinga instead of kusoma hesabu :LOL:
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Sisi hapo kwa dragonfly we were told that there were tiny white men piloting them. Our belief was further strengthened coz we never succeeded in capturing one. Years later i found two of them grounded, zimekamuana hadi nguvu imeisha. Nikajiona mjinga sana.
 
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give
Field Marshal said:
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give the pig a mouth-watering sight.

Wonder whether there was any truth to it.

Enehau, when we visited our uncle who worked as a kitchen toto in Karen where the white 'bwana' reared pigs, we would have to hold our mshuto for the whole day lest the pig got a whiff of it, until we turned blue. Sometimes a little yellow.

True story.

Absolutely nothing to do with WhiteKAP.
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Is it true that when you grow up wearing shuka that the dangling bit grows bigger because it's unrestricted? Asking for a friend..
 
Karma_mama said:
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give

Is it true that when you grow up wearing shuka that the dangling bit grows bigger because it's unrestricted? Asking for a friend..
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Come find out, mama. Karma ain't a bitch all the time.................................
 
Karma_mama said:
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give

Is it true that when you grow up wearing shuka that the dangling bit grows bigger because it's unrestricted? Asking for a friend..
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True
That's why masai don't keep cats !
 
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