Kenyans obsession with catch phrases

I will confess here.

I have met Huddah once, only one time, while she was still a street hustler at Simmers, next to the 680 hotel.
Her trade secret is manipulation of male ego and libido insecurities. Those billionaire Arab Sheikhs are eating out of her hand happily like puppies.

Only @Tiiga Waana and ladies on this forum can understand what Huddah told me in my room at 680. “ Kwani hujui kushika mguu” She had me from that moment for those 2 hours.

Thank goodness Huddah doesn’t have my number. I can sweat to urgently send her $30,000 to get her out of jail in Dubai or Switzerland. Therefore, MP Silasya should stay away from that woman to protect the CBD funds of Mumias East Constituency.

It’s also about packaging, the Huddah I met was just an ordinary looking young woman from Eastlando wearing mitumba clothes not the picture of sophistication we now see.
I also remember seeing her from my hotel window with a young guy who had been waiting for her outside the hotel. Both excited looking at the US$ dollars bill I had given her.
 
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MkukiMoto said:
I will confess here.

I have met Huddah once, only one time, while she was still a street hustler at Simmers, next to the 680 hotel.
Her trade secret is manipulation of male ego and libido insecurities. Those billionaire Arab Sheikhs are eating out of her hand happily like puppies.

Only @Tiiga Waana and ladies on this forum can understand what Huddah told me in my room at 680. “ Kwani hujui kushika mguu” She had me from that moment for those 2 hours.

Thank goodness Huddah doesn’t have my number. I can sweat to urgently send her $30,000 to get her out of jail in Dubai or Switzerland. Therefore, MP Silasya should stay away from that woman to protect the CBD funds of Mumias East Constituency.

It’s also about packaging, the Huddah I met was just an ordinary looking young woman from Eastlando wearing mitumba clothes not the picture of sophistication we now see.
I also remember seeing her from my hotel window with a young guy who had been waiting for her outside the hotel. Both excited looking at the US$ dollars bill I had given her.
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How did this thread end up with Huddah?:ROFLMAO:
 
MkukiMoto said:
@Snowball Any catch phrases you want to share ?
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Oh I have plenty... mostly written down words in Kenya by Kenyans! We Kenyans don't shy away from using words we have no idea what they mean.

1. Can you kindly send me your CV... or even worse, "we request you kindly send your CV"
2. This coconut farmer Reaps Big! on Mount Kenya...
3. Dealing with Pertinent issues... (really overused word)
4. Stake holders
5. Sustainable Development
 
Snowball said:
Oh I have plenty... mostly written down words in Kenya by Kenyans! We Kenyans don't shy away from using words we have no idea what they mean.

1. Can you kindly send me your CV... or even worse, "we request you kindly send your CV"
2. This coconut farmer Reaps Big! on Mount Kenya...
3. Dealing with Pertinent issues... (really overused word)
4. Stake holders
5. Sustainable Development
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